Sing me some sad opera, buddy.
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Sing me some sad opera, buddy.
Stop using the same words!
I'm suing you for picking difficult words to modify.
I'll just swing over here, then.
Bzzzzz, I'm a friendly bee. Don't worry, I won't sting you, I'm just here to satisfy my pollen addiction.
There was a nasty stink coming from my bathroom thanks to my stupid cat.
"Oh no, there's a scary lunatic chasing us, we should stick together", said nobody in any slasher movie ever.
You can't criticize them. I bet you would do the same if you were stuck in that universe.
I would find a suitable weapon, tuck it down my trousers, and then surprise the killer when he/she/it gets close.
Is that a duck in your pants or are you just happy to see me? 8D
There are a couple of naughty words I could change that to, but I better not push my luck.
Lick my lollipop.
That's a sick lollipop, dude!
I'm wearing a silk dress.
Why are you leaning on the window sill?
Argh, I'm ill.
Does anyone care about my interests at all?
Oh, look! A pretty ball!
Does anyone want to go with me to the mall?
Call me if you survive.
I'm as calm as a cucumber.
That's not the balm which Bob was looking for.
Anybody fancy a pasty barm?
I found some in a barn, though I doubt you'll want it.
Aren't you the person who started a fight in a bar?
It wasn't my fault, it was the bear!
It wasn't my fault, it was the beer!
How drunk have you been recently?
What has been seen can not be unseen.
Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.
Leek and potato soup.
Is it bad if my pipe should leak in this cold winter?
Those kind of leaks are dangerous, my friend.
Ducks have beaks. Pretty common knowledge, I hope.
*Breaks the fourth wall.*
The powder breads the chicken in preparation for cooking.
*Finds out his brother in law is a drug kingpin. Treads lightly*
*Reads newspaper while smoking a pipe.*
Hi Nemo, I read that it was your birthday yesterday. How did it go?
Let's be real here. He doesn't care about you because you didn't attend his party.