I'm bad at being a hider in hide-and-seek.
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I'm bad at being a hider in hide-and-seek.
Well, you could have hired someone to give you a good place to hide!
They would have been Fired immediately.
No, I think he could have fared better than that.
My name is Jared!
(wow thats a word? and yes, it actually is Jared.)
•No namesQuote:
Originally Posted by Xtrahuman
•No names
•No names
•No names
I looked at Merriam-Webster and Dictionary.com and Jared isn't a word. Even if it is, you used it as a name.
Don't forget to pay the fare!
I think this thread gives Sir Clayton lots of fame.
Enough to tame a lion though?
Mate (character limit)
Ignoring Wouter's because it changed 2 letters.
I'm going to Take these rules with a pinch of salt.
No he didn't, he simply swapped the place of the M and the T (which is allowed), so I will ignore your post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kern
In gym class, for the curl-up and push-up tests, we use mats.
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...fecc06b29f14abQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir Clayton
(meats is my word)
He beats the egg and puts it in his cake batter.
I have accomplished many feats no mortal man would dare try...
We ate a huge feast on Thanksgiving. (Again, swapping two letters is okay.)
666 is the number of The BEAST.
I am the best at being me.
But what if you're wearing a vest?
Maybe it's a TEST
Wait... i thought it said in the rules that you could also swap two letters..Quote:
Originally Posted by Kern
EDIT: saw the post under Kern's.
LEST we misread the rules.
Not reading rules is the least of our problems.
Before I typed this message, I LEANT back in my chair to try and think of something witty to write. I obviously failed, so I just settled for this half-assed attempt at humour.
I think you MEANT "attempt".Quote:
attemt at humour
I'm not sure what you MEAN. That's exactly what my post says. I did not in any way shape or form, edit my post after you pointed out my mistake.Quote:
Originally Posted by alex-10798
I ate meat off the grill for dinner tonight.
I hope you brought enough meat for the TEAM
Or else I'll shoot you with this laser BEAM.
And I will beat you up with a sandwich.
Please BEAR in mind, that this sentence is not funny in any way.
If you try to be funny again Ali, I will push you down a BRAE.
YEAH WHAT YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT?
Umm.. Pull the Brake lever?
Meanwhile, a wild xtrahuman is going to rake his yard! :)
WATCH OUT THERE'S A DRAKE!
just so i can type in caps
Sometimes I like to DRAPE a bedsheet over my shoulder, so I look like an ancient Roman senate.
I am so tempted to say that word
But Instead, I'll say GRAPE
Instead of what your thinking... I'll say it with an accent.. Rape'
I will pare you in half for saying that word!
Should I CARE
It's RARE that someone in this thread makes a post as witty as I do.