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Ping!

Ah, look. See that? That is a potato battery! It's a toy! For children! And now she lives in it!

In snooker, the pink is worth 6 points.

Did the Borealis sink?

No, but I know the titanic sunk

Or you could say it sank.

And how would you get money for another boat? Maybe you should pay a visit to your local bank?

I got the 2012th post on this thread. Will I get a ban for having the 2012th post?

Yeah, so stop sticking it up to the man.

The main reason I posted in this thread was because I was bored.

You were bored? Must've been the rain. ​

You can't de-rail this thread.

Would you ail if it was?

Yes I will. This is a game thread.

In other news, I'm planning on writing a story about a city that is floating in the air.

And below that city is a dungeon lair

I've lost my shoes, got an extra pair?

Golfing notice:

Hole #1, par is two. Get a hole-in-one to score something.

Whoops! Looks like your golf ball is stuck in the tar.

And the other golf ball has gone far.

Hey! You hit it twice! That's not fair!

Let's make a Facebook flair about me hitting the golf balls twice.

Whoops! Take a look at where you hit both of those golf balls. Both of them seem to have landed in my lair.

You'd better get them out of your hair.

You are the heir to my throne.

Not your throne, her throne!

Or is it a herd of thrones?

Whoever heard of a 'herd of thrones'?

You have, and I reckon that you would look good with a beard, Wheatley.

Um...what? That's ridiculous, don't force me to bear that kind of nonsense.

I will beat you if you don't wear a beard, Protora...I mean Wheatley.

Ah.... Wheatley being beaten with a stick. What a marvelous feat!

That sort of thing makes me fear you.

A single tear was shed.

I fear it was not.

Ah! You're not allowed to post the same word within three posts.

I'll follow on from xero:
Xero posts in a sort of teal colour.

That color is appetizing, and makes me want a meal.

Ah, you want a meal, do you? Well I guess I could seal a deal with you regarding on food.

That would make me real happy.

Really? I guess we can call it a deal then.

Thank you, my dear MSTER32.

Deer can't use Facebook.