Has a deer ever done a good deed?
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Has a deer ever done a good deed?
Sure they did.
Oh, and I had to feed my pet apple.
Hearing you say that makes me feel uneasy (how do apples eat??).
I would be even more uneasy I were were an eel.
El Paso is in Texas.
Al Pacino is in my dreams.
Gal is the Southern word for girl.
Hey apple, why don't you be my pal?
Say apple. Aaaaaaaaaaaple.
Just kidding, apples are mal (spanish for bad).
Girls do like to go to the mall.
Have a nice trip, see you next fall!
That's so mean! I can't believe you would have the gall to say something like that!
Yeah? Well the turrets are just down the hall.
Turrets? Those things aren't very tall.
I won't use one till they are.
I don't think you'd still alive after you've used one.
*I see you*
Doug Rattmann hasn't taken his schizophrenia pill for 99999999999999.
That man is crazy! He needs to chill.
I know, right? I hope he doesn't have a child, because he would be a terrible father.
Order of the Pacific Andes from north to south:
Colombia
Ecuador
Peru
Chile
Do they sell chili in Chile?
It's been three posts, so if you want to protest about me going against the rules which I'm not, you can just chill.
I'm a bill, sitting on Capital Hill.
I'm a ball, sitting in a Hall.
I just drove into a wall.
If you want to cry, go ahead. Wail all you want.
I can't take it anymore, I think I shall set sail to a foreign land.
Make sure to divert your mail.
Thanks for reminding me - I shall let them know my main address has now changed.
My clothes were lain in the dresser.
What a pain.
I find it rather plain that you wash your clothes.
My shirt is plaid.
I hope you paid for it.
RAID the temple.
I'll have my maid do it.
You've got mail.
I'll maul it so I won't get it again.
I'd like to see that... meet me at the mall.