FreeAim needs some rest
But he must study for the test
New rule, you get bonus points if you manage to rhyme. Person who gets the most points wins a PS1.
Competetion closes in 20/07/3015. Terms and conditions apply.
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FreeAim needs some rest
But he must study for the test
New rule, you get bonus points if you manage to rhyme. Person who gets the most points wins a PS1.
Competetion closes in 20/07/3015. Terms and conditions apply.
He hopes he will do best
Don't worry, I'm a beast when it comes to schoolwork.
That's good to know, hopefully your dog doesn't feast on it.
That would certainly be an impressive feat.
Surely a feat I can beat.
A PS1 would be neat, More elaboration on this competition, please, or is it supposed to be discrete?
Just do the best you can.
It's simple, we kill the bat man.
(Sorry that was pretty atrocious)
Perhaps we can use Robin as bait?
Deviousness is kind of my signature trait.
We'll run him down with a train,
If that doesn't work then there's nothing to gain.
Careful with your language, fella, or it's you who might get hit,
Words that rhyme with hit? Um....grit.
Shall I tell you what else rhymes with hit?
Certainly not hip.
Over time, the evolution of rhyme, has allowed the words hip and hit to... well, rhyme.
If you wish to dismiss my logic, you won't avail, for that ship has set sail without such a trail. My rhyming style prevails whilst your fails - almost yogic, it's so slow - so don't ignore my logic, it might erase your login, get on your knees and hail, or you might end up in jail. If your nice I'll send you mail, maybe even a bottle of gin from my next of kin.
*Drops mic*
Shop 'til you drop,
Hippity hoppity bop.
I'm really bad at rhymes.
so I'll Chop a... dime?
You're a chip off the old block.
Said the boulder to the rock.
Very clever chap! I can't wait to hear your next rap!
Crap, what's happening here?
You have to clap your hands at that word being allowed through the censors.
But I don't have hands, can I flap my wings instead? If I can't, I'm off back to bed.
Do you live in a house or a flat?
Nonono, I no longer live in a house, I flit to a chicken coup.
What have I just anounced?! Now I'll end up as chicken soup!
How do you even fit that word into a sentence?
It's not over until the fat lady sings.
You're so fab in that little fez hat.
Oh, that's not actually me. It's a sackboy. But I'm pleased that you're a fan.
Everyone's a fan because you the man!
Everyone likes Dan.
Dam... that keeps water from getting out of hands.
Can she have wafer thin ham?
(If you haven't seen The Royle Family, you won't get that one!)
Seeing a new trailer for Doctor Who makes me want to hum the main theme.
The new doctor is Peter Capaldi. I liked him in 'The Thick of It', but I've never been a fan of Dr Who.
Taking the lazy route:
"an aluminium shim reduces the diameter so that a standard stem will fit"
It's a sham.
Slam dunk da funk. (some cheesey late 90s pop nostalgia for you there)
Slumdog millionaire, first name: Messiah.
Slumdog millionaire was a great film. But there was a slim chance it wouldn't cause some kind of controversy.
Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'. (we're onto early 90s rap now)
My fur is getting quite long...I'd better clip it