One Letter Modifier

One of my students wasn't turning his text book to the correct page, so, long story short, I snaped at him.

I was a bit more serious on the issue, so I sniped ​him.

I was impressed by L1N3R1D3R's skills as a sniper

I wonder if he would snipe some of my enemies...

I have 25 children to 12 different women.... I think I might need the snip.

I wish I could snap my necks.

Your necks? Are you feeling okay? Maybe you need a slap.

Must've been a Freudian slip on my part. Sorries!

You make sense most of the time, must've just been a blip.

I bit my lip twice!

Then you must have a lisp​.

Or maybe it's a limp.

Then you shouldn't ride a blimp​.

// ^ This...

Let's get this game moving again with some blimps​.

That came straight out from blips.

Well my mind was doing some flips​ at the time.

But my lips chapped uncontrollably.

So I ran a couple of laps around the park.

Come on, lads, we gotta work this out together!

Let's do it quickly before disaster lands​!

To make our land proud!

But make sure the pie doesn't taste bland.

It won't look good if it was when you want to get in that band.

Did you just bend the rules of grammar to make that sentence? ​(Seriously, I didn't understand that sentence. Please explain!)

End the suspicion and tell us, please!

Otherwise that sentence will tend​ to leave people confused.

On my count to ten, we will jump over the ravine of mystery.

Let's hope the ravine isn't too bright. I wasn't expecting to get a tan​ today.

An old sanctuary was found in the bottom of the ravine.

And it contained the secret to life's troubles.

All the ancient writings was covered by sand...

We must find out what those writings stand​ for!

The statue at the middle of the hall clearly stands for watching over the precious information.

But perhaps those stanes* signify something else?

(Scottish variant of "stone")

The stakes were high when I began to study the scriptures...

It takes​ a lot of expertise to decipher them.

I said one word loudly, and then saw visions from lakes...

I would follow you, but I have to tie my shoe laces​.

Well if nothing else then we can go after the aces of this level.