Dont have a go at me, babe. I'm only trying to follow the rules.
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Dont have a go at me, babe. I'm only trying to follow the rules.
Oh, don't go mellow on me! WHAT ABOUT OUR BABY!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ali_Star
I cooked it in a pan with some bay leaves. :frightened:
You... you were supposed to lay it in a field of bay leaves, not cook it!
I did that at first, but then the baby started insulting me and calling me all the names under the sun. I certainly made it pay for that error in judgement. :kz:
You don't say?
PS: are you sure the baby kept calling you names? I mean, I thought you were made of strong stuff. :kz:
It is time to slay a dragon.
I would stay away from that dragon if I were you...
I dunno, it was baby speak. So it could've been saying that it need feeding..... or it could've been threatening to stab my face. That's the problem with babies, you never know what evil, twisted things they may be saying. I just took the safest option.Quote:
Originally Posted by thaia2013
But now that poor baby is one of trillions of animals killed to be a slab of meat... :(
I love slabs of meat, I eat them like a slob.
There's a big blob of paint on my shirt. Art class happened...
I can't believe you! YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE! I'm complaining about this on my blog!
Time to blow out the candles, FreeAim!
Low blow, man. Low blow.
I am now the grim reaper, come here, ali_star, I won't hurt you...
We all know ALISTAIR is to blame! AS ALWAYS!
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
I had a race with a snail once. It went slow.
Yesterday I had some coleslaw.
Great.... Stupid judge..... It WASN'T ME I TELL YA! Stupid law.
That's a flaw.
Flax seeds are amazing.
Come on, people! You can't use the modified word as part of another word! Slaw is an actual word though, you could've used it on its own. Some of you are being too lax with these rules. I take this game very seriously. Very seriously. VERY VERY VERY seriously. VERY VERY VERY VERY.... meh, you get the point.Quote:
Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R
I can't afford the tax... Spare me.
Fine, I'll spare you. Now find a taxi and get out.
Time for the lazy pluralification - taxis
Man, I REALLY can't afford these taxes, ali_star, please have mercy, your taxes are WAY too high! As high as L1N3R1D3R in fact!
They need to be high. How else would I afford to send all my faxes?
Fine, just reposes my Tv, theres too many faces in the television anyway.
With all of these species, what's being done with the feces?
We should all be like Ali_Star and start wearing fezes.
Nothing fazes you, Linerider.
All of a sudden, I feel a bit fazed, strange.
I looked into the future and saw myself: Not Faded Away
I feel a bit jaded.
I saw a two-jawed shark skeleton at the museum.
I'm awed by your sig, even though I have no idea who the guy on the left is.
'Awe yeah! We gonnah get a shoot on! Like 1895! YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAWWW!
Thou mustn't let thine action wae on thou.