You should dine in heaven. The Sayans approve.
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You should dine in heaven. The Sayans approve.
If I had a dime for every time I had to change my dining arrangements......
And by dime I mean Dime Bar.
...how many dimes would you have, then?
How many times have I asked you? Stop being so darn nosy about my chocolate bar eating habits.
Are you going to do anything for these mites?
I will put them in a Miter saw and deal with them.
'Meter' is the stupid American way of spelling 'metre'. Come at me, American bros!
Anyone notice the peeping Toms watching the Meteor shower?
Yeah, I did. How many meteors were there?
'Meters' is the stupid American way of spelling 'metres'. Come at me, American bros!
If you owned and managed several astrolabes, you would be working with maters.
You guys are my best mates.
I'm so lonely
He mutes the television with the remote control.
The mites are still here.
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight
*dodo-dodododooo doo doodoo*
You know what's about as good as lemons? Limes.
Stop spreading lies.
maggots and flies.
He flips backward in his free time.
Her lips got me completely under control.
I like dips with my doritos.
Dipsy, AKA alcoholic
Gipsy lady smiled at me when I opened the door for her.
However, gypsy lady was even kinder.
That salesman gyps people so they'll buy stuff which they don't like.
Remember when thigh gaps were a thing?
Remember when the alien zaps the human with his laser?
It would take hundreds of naps to wake up until September ends.
*Snaps fingers to wake up TenebrisNemo*
*snips TenebrisNemo's hair to wake him up*
*Nips L1N3R1D3R's finger*
My hips don't lie.
My ships don't lie...about their content. Yeah. Right.
That's none of my business. *sips iced tea*
*saps the life energy out of Ali_Star*
Now hat's what I call sass.
Pass this bomb to another person, please.
What is the objects weight--er, mass?
Ha! You'll miss the shot from that distance!
I had trouble seeing through the mist.