I like my chocolate brown.
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I like my chocolate brown.
Turn that frown upside down.
"Ask yourself: if I were a Chinese spy, why wouldn't I have flown directly into Beijing? I could be living in a palace petting a phoenix by now."
Probably because Beijing has blown to pieces. 8D
I'm going to tell you all a secret - on weekends, I moonlight as a clown.
These clowns keep on trying!
How many crowns to you have on your head?
As many as I have crows for pets.
Keep those crows away from my crops! :grr:
Hey, who wants to play craps with me? ...no one? Oh, I should have specified, it's the dice game.
Crap, I think I messed up.
Crap, I got a cramp in my stomach.
Crap, there's a ramp and I can't ignore it!
Crap, I can't go out like this, I look like a tramp!
Crap, Donald Trump thinks he has the trump card.
I'm going to thump all the people swearing in this thread, even if it is a bit of a crap swear word.
I use my right thumb to hit the space bar when I type.
Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/115...elso-gif-o.gif
Anyone else stumped on this one?
Plumbs?
Thrum(b)s?
.... thumbs's fingernail?
You could just go back to thumps.
I felt a thump then everything went to black.
Somebody's got the hump...
Only a chump would say that word.
Listen, chum, call me that again and you'll be sorry. Very sorry indeed.
You have a full milk carton? Then it is your destiny to chug.
Who needs a hug?
You will hum the tune in 5 hours!
How do I change the hue on my monitor?
I don't know, but don't sue me for it.
There she goes
There she goes again
Come on, cat, don't shed so much!
Reminds me of one of life's great mottos. If you want to grow a pumpkin, you better plant a pumpkin seed. I believe it was Charles Darwin who first said that.
"Comparison is the killer of joy!". Not my favourite you see, but I remember it often.
I have seen some crap.
I'm keen to keep this thread moving, so here is the next post.
So, how have you guys been lately?
Not too bad, mate, but I could do with a nice pint of beer.
Hold on to your alcoholic desires, because there's a bear running after us!
Let's split up, then I'll swoop back around and attack it from the rear.
But first we have to make sure that the bear is real.