One Letter Modifier

Then it was our fate to meet here.

I think I've been eating too much, I'm getting a bit fat.

You better shed those pounds fast, or you'll have a slow life!

I did try to lose weight, but it didn't last.

I guess you lost track of your weight, then.

I sure did. The cost of dieting is just too high.

You could have bought a fancy coat with all the extra money you spent on healthy food.

The fancy cat is not amused when it comes to groove.

Hi Nemo, now that you're back, I think we need to have a chat.

Here is a chart of Nemo's activity in the last month.

http://www.janwillemtulp.com/wp-cont...Line-chart.png

You'll never take me alive! *Jumps into a cart and drives up and down the chart*

*Shoots tranq dart into Nemo's neck, rendering him unconscious*

Ali, why do you think "Dang it" is worse than "darn it"?

Because it sounds bloody awful, so don't you dare use it again.

Why do you care about such petty things?

Ah! My neck! I will fight you with my bare hands!

You bore me to death.

That hit me to the very core. :(

I can cope with that. :)

The slope of my world takes me away from that moment. I may either learn from it or let it torment my soul.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

The slope of my world takes me away from that moment. I may either learn from it or let it torment my soul.

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Noooooo, you have become Sir monacle! ONE Letter Modifier, people! Nope, not two, one.

Note to self: Do not play when you are tired at 0:00 AM.

Note to self: Do not carry a tote with you, it looks girly.

Note to self: Do not carry a totem with you, it looks suspicious.

Note to TenebrisNemo: Pick an easier word than 'totem'.

Totes

Note to Ali_Star: Do not write with your toes.

Note to TenebrisNemo: Critcising my writing style makes us foes.

Note to self: Don't continue trends, because then fops like you guys won't stop it.

Note to L1N3R1D3R: You have to call the cops if you want to stop me!

Fops? Is that even a real word? (The cogs in my head are whirring)

Ali_Star, you dropped a cog. I shall return it to you.

Woof woof I'm a dog.

Who let the dogs out?

Probably the person who digs up their bones.

(Yes, "fop" is a word, meaning a man who cares a lot about his looks.)

You're all a bunch of pigs.

Spider pig. Spider pig. Does whatever a spider pig does.

Unless it throw itself on a pit.

It has always been a special pig.

I lit the special pig on fire. The special pig is now special bacon.

I do not care, not even a bit.