Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but it's really boring.

I wish for a volcano!

Granted, but it erupts and kills the entire world.

I wish for an iPhone 4.

Granted. Unfortunately, you mistake it for a drink coaster, so you place your soda on top of it and accidentally knock it over, thus ruining your iPhone 4.

I wish for something to happen!

Granted...
But nothing happens. (Hooray for Pokemon reference!)
I wish for a Flygon in my Pokemon Platinum.

Granted... But it eat off your head and urinates in your cornflakes...

I wish that my wish was a wish and not a bannana... And that what I just said made sense

Granted... it's a papaya.

I wish I could finish this se-

GRANTED... "I wish that I could finish this sen..." Sen-tapede

I wish for donuts

granted, you get a 'Do Nut Step on The Grass' sighn.
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I wish for a wish

Granted. It's a good thing that the genie has a lisp too, or you would've never gotten your wisk!

... oh wait.

I wish for a shiny new hat! ^_^

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Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack

I wish for a shiny new hat! ^_^

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Granted. but its so shiny and blight it blinds
everyone who sees it, just then you get hit by a car,

i wish a fantasy dragon would take over the world~ =P

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish for betorz! :hero:

Granted. But you obtained it illegally, so Sony bans your IP address. :p

I wish people were on at... 1:36 AM PST.

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Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack

I wish people were on at... 1:36 AM PST.

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Granted, but its just me as im on AM hours almost always,
no that was not a joke xD
but heres a joke, again, Granted, but they all are vampires~

i wish people had Lvs in real life (limit 100) And i was Lv 4000 :P *mew

Granted, but you'll get banned in real life for hax.

I wish for Nintendo 3DS with The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask remake.
That's right! You read it correctly. Majora's Mask remake.

Granted, but it's cursed. :arg:

I wish for a green banana!

Granted, but It's really a raw banana.

I wish for an ability to skip time!

Granted, but as you try for the first time it breaks and you get stuck in a Loading Screen forever!

I wish that the sky was as green as that banana! :arg:

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Originally Posted by Coconuts

I wish for an ability to skip time!

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Granted, but once you use it, it'll go out of control
untill your a old man. >:'P

I Wish for a... Taco!~ *mew

you get a taco but it explodes in you face.






i wish the lbp2 beta was in the u.s.

Granted, but you won't get one while everyone else does.

I wish for Week One T-Shirt.