Corrupt Wishes

(If you meant an ACR with Heartbeat Sensor and Red Dot Sight in MW2)
Granted, but it is glitched, it causes you to emit an easily detectable noise to every enemy player, they have an easier time finding you now!
(If you meant an ACR with HBS n' RDS in reality)
Granted, but the US Military catches wind of you having a really compact Heartbeat Sensor, and sends out Special Operatives on a mission to steal your ACR with its attachments so they may learn its HBS technology........without returning your ACR and HBS!
I wish my brother would stop wanting to be in the LBP 2 beta.

Granted, Now he wants the actual LBP2, liek noewz.

Granted, but casually... waite lolwut?
I wish for a green mushroom 1up.

granted, but its rotten and takes off 1 up

I wish to divide by zero!

Granted, the wish corrupts itself.

I wished people will not care about mine gramar.

Granted, but all other living things still do.

I wish for a golden Sackboy.

Granted. But then the government confenscates it.

I wish for some new Forum Game to grab my attention.

Granted, but it grabs you literally and pulls you into another dimension populated entirely by hungry rabbits.
I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it gives itself to RAWK.
I wish for pork rinds.

Granted. They're WAAAY past the expiration date, though.

I wish, I wish, oh how I wish!... for a fish.

granted but its dead.

i wish i wasnt posting after you all the time.

granted, but all the threads you plan to post in get locked.

I wish for a laser gun!

Granted, but you get killed 2 seconds after by a zombie.

I wish for a companion cube! <3

granted,but its a bully:p


i wish i was a famous creator

wait..... didn't I post something... earlier.. meh.

Granted, but your famous for SPAM!

I wish for the LBP2 Beta.

granted,but the code is used.




i wish that spam did not happen on lbp

Granted but now all spam is mailed to your house.

I wish to fish a whaaaaale!

Granted but then it gets in a fight with a Narwhaaaaaaaale.

I wish for for bread :mad:

Granted, but it's so rotten that it looks like there's a blackhole in it!

I wish to be able to turn off pain! (and turn on eventually)

granted but whenever you try to turn on pain again all the pain that you felt while it was turned off comes at the same time 3 times stronger!

I wish I could start the apocalypse!