Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but it's only the dust bunny apocalypse.

I wish for a new pair of socks.

Granted but I ate them.
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I wish for stomach medicine! *farts*

granted but as side effect it makes you burp and gives you a headache!

I wish to win an F1 race!

Granted but when you finish the car explodes while you are still inside and you die HORRIBLY!!!!!
I wish for a talking top-hat!

Granted but its really annoying and it doesn't brushes its teeth :arg:

I wish for a Combat battle cruiser with a 8 silos missile battery, a triple front plasma cannon and anti fighter lasers! (*space ship)

Granted but it has no power cell.

I wish for an AA Battery!

Granted, but the battery explodes and you lose both of your hands!

I wish for a set of baby kittens!

Granted, but turns out they are baby tigers and their teeth are itching, so they see you as an opportunity to bite. (They attack you duh :p)

I wish that my PS3 had backwards compatibility with PS2 and PS1!

Granted, but it YLOD's shortly after you play one game.

I wish I had a new psp.

granted but you lose it and cry in the corner.
i wish for a giant solid gold anti-gravity banana that i cant drive and can kill me at all :D

Granted but you slip on the peel.

I wish for a roll of tape.

granted,butt you tie your self up.




i wish i was a mod

granted but it was on accident. CC apologizes and then takes it away :D

I wish for peppermint sticks :D (do NOT mistake with candycanes :tophat:)

Granted but they were down at the dump for 2 years,don't go sticking that in your gob! :arg:

I wish for a dog that can not kill me,not horribly injure me,not starve me,not eat me,I can't slip on it,I can't lose it,I can't get dirty,It can't break,It isn't heavy,I can't eat it,It can't move and it is my best friend.DO YOUR WORST.

granted,you TRIP on it and you fall off a cliff to your doom.(its your fault you tripped over him,not his)




i wish i unlocked boss rush on lbpc earlier

Granted, but you can't beat it.
I wish for four forts.

Granted. You get your four forts of fantastic fame, filled with feta!! And then you die :kz:

I wish for Nintendo to make better games.

granted but all your nintendo games u got were pirated and they found you and sent you to jail.

i wish i controlled the world >: D

Granted but everyone emigrates.

I wish for an avi.

you get it , it explodes

i wish for a flying carpert