Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but the thread gets boring so everybody leaves

I wish Outlaw realized that the guy in my avatar is holding swords, not scissors

Granted, but before he could notice, you shanged your avatar and destroyed your current ome.

I WISH FOR A WISH THAT I WISH FOR A WISH

granted but (like every other post in this thread) you die.

Edit: OR you get stuck in a time paradox because of your wish and now you cannot do anything other than wish for a wish for a wish for a wish...

I wish thaaaat...all my levels are spotlighted and I become more famous than any of the other creators on LBP and LBP2 combined EVER.

Granted, but all these levels are bomb survivals, so you feel really bad about letting the community down like that, so you throw your PS3 out of the window, and then never play LBP again.

I wish for Nothing, absolute Nothing.

Granted, but because you wish for nothing, you get nothing, which is something.

I wish I were 'Still Alive'.

Granted, but you die.

I wish for a golf ball shaped like a large spoon.

granted! but you chocked on it.

i wish for a time paradox

Granted bit you whip all trace of yourself from time, but not space!

I wish for a small box of highly cuddly, non-savage, anti-ravaging squirrels.... And a banana gun !

Granted. But one of them gets rabies and mauls you anyways. :p

I wish I had me a ship...

Granted, but it's the Titanic... Post-sinking

I wish for a vegetarian Beef stroganof ...

Granted, but it taste like...
a vegetarian!
You die from cannibalism poisoning...

I wish that all the people on LBPC switched bodies!

Granted. I switch with RockSauron, you switch with malyatrax, and Inanimacy switches with ConfusedCartman... we're screwed.

I wish I had me a pint...

Granted but it's poisoned.

I wish Outlaw-Jack was nice, and didn't like violence!

Granted, but you become even more violent than he ever was!

I wish for a banana named Johnny!

Granted. U eatz him afterwards, unfortunately. U are now sadz.

I wish my parents would stop arguing about religion, for Christ's sake...

Granted, but the banana grows a mind, takes over the world, and you become it's pet.
/Sniped
Granted, now their arguing towards you about if you should be allowed to play video games!
I wish I have a lifetime of happiness!

Granted. However, I spoil your happiness by showing you that you have been sniped... :p

I wish yah had different weapons other than scissors.

Granted, but nothing changed :P

I wish I wasn't angry at you for saying that I has giant scissors

Granted. You instead cry since it's the truth.

I wish I has cheezburger.

Granted, but it explodes in your stomach.

I wish for a Lamborgini Hot Tub.