Corrupt Wishes

Granted! Only I have no idea what that is so here's a regular tub...

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I wish Stephen Fry was my friend.

Granted, but the friendship soon ends when he punches you in the face.

I wish I had the best Super Power, and that I can control it properly!

granted! but you die after each time you use the super form.

i have no wish! HAH! beat that!

I wish that last guy had a wish

Granted, but his wish was to save the world from global warming. To do that he ended up killing all humans.

I wish for a Taco

granted. you choke on it

i wish my LBP2 collecters edition came early

granted but the codes are fake and the disk is not lbp its some ps1 game.

i wish for tea made of lava.

(Too easy)

granted but before you can even take a sip of it it melts the tea cup and burns your genit- genital YOUR PRIVATE PARTS. (can't spell genitalia)

I wish that I get immunity from getting bad wishes.

Granted, but you are also immune to good wishes.
So no immortality, no large amount of money, etc etc

Wish!? wish for something!

Oh right.
I wish I had of made a wish.

granted but its not possible to wish :P

I wish i flew all the way into space never to be seen again.
(where did i fly into :3)

Granted, you flew straight up Uranus :3

I wish-- Wait!!
Limesta- you forgot to make a wish. I'll assume you are wishing that you didn't forget to make a wish.....again.

Granted, but you forget to make a wish the next time you corrupt someone else's wish.

I wish I didn't feel so lazy right now.
........zzzzZZZZZZ.............zzzzzZZZZZZZ.....*A wakens* Demonic Kumquat!!! Oh, I was just dreaming about the Hobgoblin from Spider-Man 2099. Spider-Man once called Hobgoblin: The Demonic Kumquat!

Granted, but now you are never lazy you decide to get a job and live life to its fullest, and YOU NEVER PLAY LBP AGAIN!

I wish I could remember to wish after corrupting ones wish :(

Granted, but you forget to make a wish after corrupting someone else's wish at an unexpected time, could be next year, could be next month, could be next week!

I wish there was more time for me to play everyday. (So many games that I want to play, so little time)

Granted but you become blind and deaf.

I wish to have a corrupted wish.

Granted, but you didn't really specify what kind of corrupted wish you wanted so: You are given an expensive treadmill for free! It has a cup holder, a speed adjuster, and it can burn calories at an unbelievable rate! But as you take it inside your house, you fall and break your legs, rendering you unable to use the treadmill.

I wish I had 2 PS3 consoles, so my brother and I don't have to take turns at the PS3.

granted, but then your brother dies :( (just a game, no harfull intetions)

i wish my laptop gets virus-free FOREVER!

Granted, but your laptop becomes weaker against heat, so it catches fire the next time you use it.

I wish a store that sells all kinds of chocolate would be constructed near the McDonalds in the town I live in.