Granted, but clowns are evil. And this clow is It.
I wish I could make a wish.
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Granted, but clowns are evil. And this clow is It.
I wish I could make a wish.
Granted. but they never will come true no matter how many you make.Quote:
Originally Posted by JamesDNaux
I Wish the earth would turn in to an apple.
Granted, but then I eat it.
I wish to end world hunger.
Granted, but this is because everyone is now dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by JamesDNaux
I wish, for an flying pirate ship.
Granted. But it's the Buccaneer, and it's captained by Admiral Razorbeard and his bloodthirsty horde of robo-pirates... and your now a slave onboard.
I wish to revive everyone on Earth.
Granted, but now everyone got infected and became zombies :U
I wish it was easier for us to visit other planets (ones without killer aliens or toxic conditions)
Granted, But you end up in a faulty cryosleep capsule
I wish I had Vegan Superpowers
Granted. You are now Jewish against your own will.
I wish for the ability to shoot lasers... from my butt.
Granted. But the lasers only make people sing annoying Disney songs when hit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack
I wish for a herd of Penguins that can do the Hokey pokey~
You are trampled painfully to death by dancing penguins.
I wish to be able to move lamps with my mind.
Granted. When you try to move lamps with your mind, they fly against your face. Ouch!
I wish I could have an Minecraft premium account. :)
Granted. The entry fee is $159.99, and the following payments are $79.99 a month. In short, you get so deep into debt that you become an indentured servant for the company.
I wish it'd stop raining. ;_;
Granted. But now it's snowing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack
I wish We all became ponies from (my little ponies) LOLz~
Granted. You're the dead one. (Oh, and thanks for jinxing me- it IS gonna snow here after all O_o)
I wish I don't die too early in LBPC Mafia...
You never die and spend your entire life playing it.
I wish to live in space.
You drift and float around aimlessly. Never talking to anyone, thing, or something. The sun then grabs you by its gravitational pull and a small puff of smoke appears.
I wish I knew what everyone was thinking.
Granted. Now you can't get their perverted thoughts out of your head.
I wish it didn't snow here... 'cuz I'm freezing my *** off.
Granted. but now it's raining again, and will do so everyday for a month.Quote:
Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack
i wish i was not the "dead pony"
You are the leprosy pony.
I wish for more ice cream for orphans.
Granted. But these orphans are vampires, and the ice cream is made with your blood.Quote:
Originally Posted by thecatreturns123
i wish i was a not dead, not dieing, not sick, healthy Pony. >:'C