Granted, but Chuck Norris arrives. Freeing Jack and Round house kicking you. So yea......
I wish I were an Oscar-Myer wiener.
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Granted, but Chuck Norris arrives. Freeing Jack and Round house kicking you. So yea......
I wish I were an Oscar-Myer wiener.
Granted, but no woman wants to have THAT wiener in them.
I wish yo momma jokes and that's what she said jokes weren't said as often as they are.
Granted, but thus begins the rise of outdated internet memes.
I wish I could time travel and go back to when my grandma was born kill her and not dissapear.
What happened to him? Where is he? :boo:
Anyways, granted - he's back, but for some unknown reasons, you have to leave us for a while. :(
I wish I would know what happened to him.
Granted, but you forgot the second after you knew.
I wish I knew who Inan was =.=
Granted, but the spirit of my now dead grandmother haunts you and gives you alzheimerz. You ask the same question over and over again.
I wish I knew how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Granted, but they chuck it at your face so you learn first hand.
I wish I knew who Inan was.
Wait. What th- NO!! Now I have to wish that over and over?! CRAP! >.<
Sniped: :c
Granted, but Bloodshot and I both post to your post there fore giving you alternate ralities.
I wish the timing was better on this thread
Edit: Wait didn't you post......Mind=Blown.
Original wish stands.
Granted, now it's every hour on the hour. THATS better XD
I wish I could sing well.
Granted, but now lots of peeps will come try and get at you like crazy fangirls.
I wish that I can be a logic genius.
Granted, but now, all of your friends ask you how two sensors can move one object if only one is turned on. Each and every one will. :)
I wish that somebody would seriously tell me what happened to Inan :(
Granted, but whilst attempting to act serious your wish granter (whom ever that may be) gets trapped in a giggling fit and is unable to answer you.
I wish i had more genies therefore providing me with more wishes.
Granted, but they all corrput your wishes into something that you DON'T want.
I wish I could see the movie 2012 in the year 2013.
Granted. You get to see the movie 2012... and that's it. No one said anything about watching it.
I wish my school locker was "bolt cutters"-proof.
Granted, but that doesn't mean it's bomb proof. MUHAHAHAHA!!! *Plants bomb*
I wish I had a magical donkey that farted out rainbows.
Granted, but Etna accidentally puts YOU to sleep for all those years, allowing Laharl to rule the Overworld with an iron fist before Flonne ever comes, thereby destroying the Disgaea Universe altogether. Thanks. A. Lot.
I wish school didn't suck.
granted, but it becomes so much fun that you don't get an education and end up fighting dogs for food scraps out of dumpsters for the rest of your life.
I wish my horse wasn't so rambunctious