Granted, but now a lawlcat is following you forevers.
Btw, my dad said the same thing about Godzilla and his kids cauing the earthquakes! XD
I wish Japan stopped having all the natural disasters.
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Granted, but now a lawlcat is following you forevers.
Btw, my dad said the same thing about Godzilla and his kids cauing the earthquakes! XD
I wish Japan stopped having all the natural disasters.
Granted, now YOUR home town is having them. :)
I wish for the IP of LBPC's Survival Server. (Minecraft.)
granted, but it's so complicated that you can't remember it all and go insane!
I wish that I could live as a young male mouse in Redwall Abbey during a peaceful time
granted, but you get eaten by a owl.Quote:
Originally Posted by daddy_doodle
I wish the guy who'll be below me, turn in to a pie~
granted, but the pie turns evil and eats you >:-D
I wish I din't get eaten by the owl :(
Granted, a rattle snake suffocates the owl in an EPIC FIGHT FOR THE AGES!!!!! TEETH, TALONS, TEETH, VENOM....... OH MY GOD!!! YOU GUYS REALLY GOT TO SEE THIS!!! IT'S AMAZING!!! IT'S .....over. OH NOHS!!! NOW THE SNAKE IS DEVOURING A POOR DEFENSELESS MOUSE!!! OMG!!! THE MOUSE JUST TOOK OUT A SMALL SWORD!!! HE'S ACTUALLY FIGHTING THE SNAKE OFF!!! OH S***, HE JUST JABBED ONE OF THE SNAKE'S EYES OUT!!!.............
It's over folks, the mouse put up a good fight, but in the end, he was just another victim to the food chain.
OH MY GAWAWAWAWD!!!!!!!!!!! THE MOUSE.....HE JUST CUT THROUGH THE SNAKE'S STOMACH!!!! WOW!!! THAT WAS AMAZING....... Good job mouse. Nice work. I hope... *slams pot onto mouse*. AHA!!! I finally got you now you little ***********.
I wish I never bought that volcano insurance.
Granted, Now you wish you HAD bought it, due to the lava on your floor.
I wish E=MC3!
Granted, but now you must explain to the science community as to how it's possible. You then have to rewrite every book in history that had to do with E=mc2.
I wish I could run as fast as Flash without any repercussions.
Granted, but now you're a girl called "Flash Girl" and people keep telling you to flash them as you go by.
I wish I could teleport, had a healing factor, was skilled with all weapons, could talk in many dialects, was still a guy, and was crazy enough to break the 4th wall (as in "of the universe")! Oh, and had an awesome Deadpool outfit that fit me!
Granted, but Chuck Norris feels a disturbence in the epicness. He destroys you. Nothing compares to Chuck Norris.
I wish Brittney, Jeanie, Andrea, Meagan, Crystal, Aubri, Maggie, the other Meagan, Selena Gomez, all Loved me. :D
granted, but they all fight over you and kill each other!
NOW, I wish I hadn't been eaten by the owl, killed by the snake, or get killed by a human
Granted, You get Roundhouse-Kicked by chuck norris
I wish they all came back to life and just took turns. :D
granted, but they return as one eyed zombies (wich are quite ugly) so... yeah, congratz on flirting with zombies, that is what you get :p
i wish i was powerfull enought to kill once and for all chuck norris!
Impossible. Wishing privledges revoked until next post.
I wish they were all Hot again.
Granted, they're now on fire. WAHOO!!! FLAMING ZOMBIES!!!
I wish the post below this one was only 3 words long and I had a billion dollars.
$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$
I wish they were Hot as in ASDSFASDF not flames.
Granted, they are guys.
I wish I struck oil legally.
Granted, but Money can't buy you love.
I wish they we're FEMALE Babes........NO WAIT
Granted, but now you have female versions of Babe Ruth who also can't use apostrophes correctly. :p (we're)Quote:
Originally Posted by Phazerz123
I wish I had 22 tacos.
GRANTED!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! (You totally saw this coming or not) But they are all now female pigs. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?!?!?! lol
I KNEW I WAS GOING TO GET SHOT!!!
Granted, but they are all evil tacos from the 375-ytz sector.
I wish I could never lose my money in any sense.