Granted, but you never realized it was all monopoly money. I can't believe you didn't check...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryogen
I wish the text in the post below this was blue.
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Granted, but you never realized it was all monopoly money. I can't believe you didn't check...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryogen
I wish the text in the post below this was blue.
YES!!! Not only did I strike oil, but I am also the Monopoly Champion of the World!!! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by WoodburyRaider
Granted, now I also feel very calm for some reason..... Almost a calming blue feeling.
I wish I could stop time with no repercussions.
Granted, but once you stopped time you figured out you couldn't restart it.
I WILL NOT DIE AGAIN!
I wish I wouldn't be killed by an owl, a snake, a human, chuck norris, disease, ferret, weasel, rat, cat, or anything else that would eat/injure/kill me! Try and con me out of my life now >:-D
Let's see....... hehe....... A scientist captures you and does some experiments on you. He is trying to figure out how you keep coming alive, so he drugs you with some tranquilizers but accidentally gave you too much. Now you are in a coma for the rest of your life.
>:D BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I am the ONLY one that found the fountain of youth, never forgot it's location, know everything about it, and it never ran out of water. That way, I can keep it from being destroyed, me accidentally misusing it, and so no one else can discover it.
Granted, but while you're on your way to it, something squashes you. :D Maybe a giant rock? Oh yeah, it's a giant rock now. :)
I wish I'd have more ice. Delicious ice which doesn't kill me or something. :)
=DQuote:
Originally Posted by iArekusu
Granted, but the taste is so delicious and refreshing that you can't taste anything, not even your delicious ice anymore. :p
I wish I could "accidently" trip over daddy_doodle's plug (he's in a coma). See what I did there? I sacrificed myself for the greater good :p jokes..
Granted, but the mighty gravity "accidently" plugs it back.
I wish for a monkey, that's not a gorilla or baboon.
granted, congratz you re now th proud owner f a wild male adult monkey, that keeps destroying yor house and making poos everywere :)
i wish all my underwear was made of pure gold, a special gold that i flexible, undistructible and cant get on fire... oh, and i ish they never get dirty too!
Granted, they can't come off. You wet yourself. >.<
I wish for the power to eat arsenic.
granted you are poisoned by normal food,
I wish Jurrasic Park 2 wasn't rubbish...
Granted, but now the first one is, causing the whole Jurassic Park series to be super unpopular. :(
I wish some people could play Monster Hunter Freedom Unite with me via Ad Hoc Party. :p
Granted, they use the server to hack your account. Your new username is Sir mrmcshirptume.
I wish I had the Holy Grail.
Granted, but then a boulder falls and blocks the only opening. Now you ask yourself...."Was it worth it?"
I wish I could type a lot faster.
Granted, but now you always make typos and have a hard time typing passwords in. You're typing fast - too fast for yourself! ;)
I wish it wouldn't be that late already. :p
Granted, it's 3:54 where I am. :D
I wish I had a shovel.
Granted, but there's a hole in it. :p
I wish I wouldn't cough all the time. :p
Granted, you now have Squirrel AIDS.
I wish I could fly first class.
Granted, but you crash. Ouch! :p
I wish I would know if there actually IS such thing as Squirrel AIDS. Sounds disgusting.
Granted. But that's Hardly age apropriate. Now the likelyhood of you surviving the next week without atleast an Impermanet ban is Slim. :D
I wish for candy.
Nooooooo D:
Granted, but it's filled with poison :( Revenge!
I wish I wouldn't get banned... :frightened: