Corrupt Wishes

Sorry, only CC can Grant that.

Actually I meant that Babe in my School Candy.

You have a school named Candy? And it has its own Babe pig? What kind of school do you go to?

No no I mean there's a Female Human Babe in my School.

I wish you had made a wish.

Granted, but my wish was "I wish YOU had made a wish."

I wish to go to the same school Phazerz goes to, because apparently it's made of candy and has pigs.

Granted, but he's on Spring Break. So schools Closed. Also, you're under arrest for stalking.

I wish Brittney would stop texting me by now.

Granted, but then she calls you and won't stop.

I wish I had the power to go invisible.

Granted, but (you really should have seen this coming) you can't turn visible again, oh noes :(.

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Originally Posted by daddy_doodle

I wish I wouldn't be killed by an owl, a snake, a human, chuck norris, disease, ferret, weasel, rat, cat, or anything else that would eat/injure/kill me!

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OR fall into coma's, or any other medical induced hazards, I will not be defeated!!! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by daddy_doodle

Granted, but (you really should have seen this coming) you can't turn visible again, oh noes :(

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Why would I want to be visible again? :D

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Originally Posted by daddy_doodle

I wish I wouldn't be killed by an owl, a snake, a human, chuck norris, disease, ferret, weasel, rat, cat, or anything else that would eat/injure/kill me OR fall into coma's, or any other medical induced hazards, I will not be defeated!!! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sparta has failed you. As you are sitting in a chair, a random wormhole opens up and swallows you, sending you into the sun. >:D

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Originally Posted by Cryogen

Why would I want to be visible again? :D




Sparta has failed you. As you are sitting in a chair, a random wormhole opens up and swallows you, sending you into the sun. >:D

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I wish the post above me had a wish...

Granted, cryogen’s new wish is “i wish woodburyraider was a carrot FOREVER!!! >:D “ (sorry (carrot) dude, but it is cryogen’s fault, not mine :( )

I wish I could control everyone’s mind, oh, and I wish this super-power never originated a sickness in my brain (yay, now everyone will obey me :D)

Granted, the power is so great your head explodes.

I wish I had AA batteries that never ran out of power.

Granted, but all electrical appliances on earth begin useing Carbon Nanotubes.

I wish for the ability to repeat myself without knowing it.

Granted, but everyone thinks you are now stupid and hate you now.
I wish someone would give me a cool looking 3D layer gun! =D

granted, but it is out of ammo

I wish I had a GAU-8

Granted, but it stands for "God's Almighty Urine."
I wish my wish was a wish that could not be affected by wishes.

Ummmmmm......Granted?

I wanna wish upon a star and wake up were the clouds are Far. Behind, me.

Granted, but you're up above the clouds and looking at the sky so they are behind you, and now you are falling... falling... falling... until you die with a splat.
I wish a NEW person would get on this thread! =D

granted, it isnt actually "nosemomkey" who is typing right now, it is is brother "nosemonkey" :p

/nosemomkey-again
i wish i had a smoke bomb...

Granted, but it's a Cigarett, and there's no Light for you.

I wish Nosemom/nkey would quit smoking.

Granted, but it's too late and you ended up dying from second-hand smoke.

I wish carrots were actually completely normal people except for the fact that they eat nosemomkeys and that one carrot in particular already ate a certain nosemomkey causing him to die. (keys that look like noses owned by your mom???? lol)