granted, but it mistakes you for a "nosemomkey" and eats you to.
I wish that I can't be sucked into wormholes, black holes, etc..., either.
I'm going to keep doing this until my one wish stay's (relatively) un-corrupted
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granted, but it mistakes you for a "nosemomkey" and eats you to.
I wish that I can't be sucked into wormholes, black holes, etc..., either.
I'm going to keep doing this until my one wish stay's (relatively) un-corrupted
Granted, but you were spit out of one into a different universe and a dinosaur tripped and fell over you - since you were so small - and the fungus that was rubbed on your face by his (or her) pinky toenail resulted in you fainting. You end up waking up in this alternate universe (where none of your wishes apply) at around the same time as this one, and happen to be seen as a second-class citizen by the now dominant civilization of Sackboys. They treat you like a dog, but with no respect. Since, in this universe their language is different, from now instead of posting "I wish," you must post, "I am stupid and hope..."Quote:
Originally Posted by daddy_doodle
:p Best of luck pal
I wish none of this...stuff can happen to me and that whoever posts below me can be feeling nice.
Time for revenge >: D
Granted, you're no longer affected by any wishes, and live out a life so boring that you commit suicide! I granted the first part of your wish first so the second one didn't apply
I wish that I hadn't originally fallen into the wormhole, and I'm able to do this because I woke up from the fungus induced dream! HA!!!
Lol. Granted, but then Chuck Norris creates a warm-hole that sucks you up and shoots you into a poisonous cloud that puts you into a coma. Then a doctor operates on you trying to save you, but a random pack of wild animals, "The Pack", devour your body.
You never said the other wishes applied. >:D
I wish Invader Zim would have new episodes.
Granted, but the original creators aren't making them, therefore now the episodes fail.
I wish for a nice warm delicious and safe to eat taco.
Granted, but someone scares you and you choke to death
I wish that there wasn't a poisonous gas cloud, and I fell to earth unharmed, and if anybody tried to kill me I would defeat them
Granted, but Chuck Norris comes to kill you as Chuck Norris is no mere person, as he is a divine entity who must take on a human form so as to not obliterate our heads.
I wish Chuck Norris and I were best friends!
Granted, but it turns out it really wasn't Chuck Norris. Then the real Chuck Norris comes in and breaks your face because he doesn't like when people don't realize whether it's the real Chuck Norris or not.
I wish the reply to this wish couldn't corrupt this wish and that I was immortal.
Granted. It doesn't corrupt the wish.. but it does corrupt your PS3, thus making you lose all of the data you've pooled over the years.
I wish we went back to standard time already...
Granted, but you've already gotten to the time so well that now you can't adjust. Oh and your clocks are broken :p
I wish for some hot sauce.
Granted, it burns your mouth off.
I wish for Love. (with a Female whos name could Range from Brittney to Meagan. Who's my age......whom likes long walks on the beach and guys that try but arn't necessarily the smoothest person on the earth.........*CRIES WHO LIKES ME FOR WHO I AM)
Granted, but she's a complete ***** that everyone hates and takes advantage of you.
I wish people would quit the wanting romance and love wishes (no offense, sorry).
Granted, but you never find love.
I wish My newest level would get world wide applause.
Granted, but only one person from each country applauds it and the rest of the billions of people who play it "dislike" it and rant on the comments saying it's terrible. (No offense to your level, I haven't played it).
I wish that ketchup wasn't red, but an off pink so that it looked red, but everyone knows it's really just pink.
Granted, but now those stupid "manly" people don't use ketchup, and sales in ketchup fall, thereby making ketchup non-existant any more... poor pink ketchup...
I wish that the next post sensors every other word.
Granted, but then I make a court case about it; saying that it denies my freedom of speech. Then I sue your *** for every penny and then donate it to charity.
I wish I had a Wacky Inflatable Arm-flailing Tube-man.
Granted, but it's fat and doesn't really move all that muc, so it just looks like an inflatable... thing.
I wish I had bacon. Mmmmmm.......... bacon... ^_^
Granted, but it's made from the next pig I see......
I wish Bloodshot was a pig. >:D
Granted, But itīs actually a hog... and kills you...
I wish i could play Pokémon White version!
Granted, but then a random hog keeps stealing it from you.
I wish I could control the air.