Corrupt Wishes

granted you cant get asleep because justin bieber songs haunt your mind
i wish for an ... a ... ummm any suggestions?

Granted, wish for the Japan crisis to be over.......

I Wish the Japan Crisis was over........... :(

Granted, but then a freakier earthquake happens on the Borderline.

I wish I could see into the future.

granted but then you see very creepy things
and you commit suicide >=D
i wish for an A+ on my test tommorow

Granted... But you drew if over the F. >:D

I wish I had the power to shrink anybody else.

Granted but you get paranoid and end up shrinking everyone so you are alone in the world


I wish i was invisible forever!

Granted, but then you get hit by a car. :3

I wish I had the power to lift anything with no repercussions.

granted while you were lifting something sooooo heavy you sink into the ground
then you get squished by tons of earth
i wish i could throw stuff VERY far away

You don't get a choice, Everything you pick up is immediately thrown Many Miles away: Stones, Missiles, Loved Ones

I wish i could shapeshift

granted but you cant control it and it never changes the way you want HEHE!
i wish kernelm couldnt wish something to prevent this shapeshifting behavior in the future

Granted, I can though!

I wish Nysudyrgh would implode.

granted stuff gathers around me (including you >=D) and i explode:(
i wish something cool happened

It does not.

I wish i could manipulate Energy thus manipulating Matter, thus controlling the universe!

Granted, but it takes you 20 years to move an atom.

I wish I could survive any temperature.

That has already been done by God and therefore cannot be done by anyone else.

I wish that i could get a second PS3! :D

Granted, It YLODS within seconds

I wish no one believed in God.

Granted, we're still in the stone age.

I wish I invented the wheel first.

Granted, it crushes you.

I wish Christianity would not inhibit scientific thinking

granted scientists are alot further with nuclear weapons and stuff and they destroy the world
i wish i had a flying pig with wings which i can ride on

Granted, It eats you

I wish I could Control Air.