Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but you only have one more, and you didn't get anything,. I wish I had a Horse, and I went riding every day :)

granted but you fall of and get trampled
i wish for a sackboy doll (such a fancy expensive one)

Granted, its a real dead one...

I wish i could travel back in time to wipe out the Humans Common Ancestor...

granted but you cant travel back and you die there
i wish this forum had a thanks button

why is that a bad thing?

Granted, Every one spams the thanks button and the site crashes from remembering it all.


I wish i could fly

Granted, but you smash into a Plane that comes out of the future. I wish my Chihuahua could somehow become more awesome then she is now...

granted but she still isnt as awesome as i am
*looks up at the youre banned thread*
hmpf, you win for now
i wish i could run at super sonic spped without
even the slightest chance of getting on fire

Granted, but you can only run for one minute before having a heart attack from going too fast and not slowing down.. :p i wish next friday (smallville night) was here today :p

granted its friday night 23:59 pm
i wish that you congratulate me
because i won at the luv sack contest (true!!!)

Granted I congradulate you but also slap and punch you and so does everyone else because thet wanted to win it too.

I wish for Nobody to ungrant this wish making me immune to all corrupt wishes.

P.S-Well done winning the competition.

*Gets through watching Smallville* (Thanks!) Granted, but someone else took your Trophy and got credit for it. I wish my Cat could be a ninja cat..

Granted, but every time you smile a unicorn dies. :kz:

I wish for Portal 2, NAO!

Granted but its terrible.

I wish for a lifetime supply of dohnuts.

granted but theyre all rotten

i wish for an indestructible bag of ships wich can never run out of ... well errrm chips :)

p.s thanks for congratulating me ;)

Granted, but all the chips are plane and chewy... I wish my Chihuahua would play Monopoly with me again...

granted he wins every time though
then you get angry and you shoot it :p

i wish i could rip off buy a ps3 with lbp1 and 2

It's a "she" by the way.. :p Granted, but the PS3 has the YLOD... I wish Smallville could somehow become more Epic and awesome then it is now, if that's even possible.... :p

Granted But then they All Eat cheese for a whole episode and you Destroy them out of anger.

I wish I could Stop Slipping on Butter (My head is sore)

granted now youre slipping on butter molten cheese aten by smallville actors

i wish sackgirlsrule stopped makin' wishes about smallville or her chihuahua :p

Granted but she starts making wishes about her immaginary friend Jack and Barney the Dinosaur.

I wish I got my dream job, an Actor.