Corrupt Wishes

Granted. It costs your family a fortune, so NO TV FOR YOU. :p

I wish I could watch MLP and NOT feel like a little school girl in front of my friends. And family. And classmates. And God.

granted the show gets cancelled though :p
i wish i could create meh new level in no time

Granted but it has many flaws and even God gave it a sad face.
(No offence)
I wish for good free video editing software.

granted its illegal and you get arrested
i wish my level was PERFECT when i create it in no time :)

Granted, but it breaks mysteriously in 275348984983 million years ;p I wish Rascal Flatts would make a new CD :p

granted but the music is horrible and you decide to break it.
i wish outlaw jack stopped calling me narcissistic and self-absorbed.

Granted. I now call you a lily-livered, horse-collerin', lyin', cheatin' yellerbelly. (I only poke fun at the people I like :p)

I wish people wouldn't rush me so much these days.

granted but now nothing happens any more
and averything becomes:
BORING

i wish there were more people playing the forum game madness

Granted but there's postings everyone 1 second, and no one can keep up with it, then the site crashes (THAT WOULD SUCK!!) I wish my kitten would open her eyes at age 4 days :p

Granted, but she closes her eyes the day after! (Guessing that it's a girl =3) (Also I didn't mean it the bad way)
I wish I could eat water. (Blue flavored please!)

granted it tastes like ****
i wish thPSN was back up im getting even more crazy than i was before O_O

Granted, but your Ps3 crashes!
I wish for one of my levels to get Mm Picked!

Granted but then Mm has a problem, and it resets all the Mm picks, and they can't get them back, they gotta restart now :( I wish they would release the 10th season of Smallville before it airs on TV :p

Granted. Sadly, the whole season only consists of one episode, thus concluding the series.

I wish we could get that good ol' "welcoming" feeling back on LBPC...

Granted, but then again nobody joins anymore.
And if you make another introduction thread you get permabanned. o_O

I wish that i could *POP* into various places whenever i want.

@granolacrunch-: HAH, I dont have a ps3.

Granted, but then there's a problem and you appear over the Ocean, and I think you know the ending... :p I wish I could meet Selena Gomez :p

Granted, but you dn't get an autograph and The wizards of Waverly place gets cancelled for life, and all the discs of every series of it in the world get burnt... plus she doesn't act in any more TV shows or movies.

I wish I had a huge ginormous afro that wobbles when I shake it. :P

Granted, but it is contaminated by my mutant squirrel who I recently named Chippy.

I wish for REWT BEER!

Well, for the record, I don't watch her shows, or poster my whole walls with posters of her, lol, I just like a FEW of her songs.

Gramted, but it wobbles so much it broke :( I wish I could meet Allison Mack and get her autograph :)

Granted, you'll never get that chance again and your autograph magically transforms into: NYS WUZ HERE ! :p
I wish a lovely, cute, nice girl fell in love with me. :love: