Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but your waffles come alive and steal your wallet.

I wish for you to leave. :kz:

Granted, but it's a revolving door, so they leave and come back, leave and come back, leave and.....

I wish I had some more Easter eggs

Granted, but they're rotten :boo: I wish I had some Ice Cream..

Granted, here's your lifetime supply of Icecream! Oh, sorry, we probably should have used a refrigerated truck to bring it to you . . .

I wish my coffee would never get cold . . .

Granted , but now it forever stays at the temperature of lava

I wish I had this chair wasn't so hard

granted, nys uses the material changer and transformes it into sponge it then bows down and you fall, breaking your back
i wish for anonymous' programs to point upside down, messing up thier hacking activity

Granted, but now their activity is so messed up that a pinpoint Sony attack turns into a generalised attack vs the whole world! Oh Noez!

I wish my wisdom teeth would stop hurting and come through already . . .

granted, but they come in as moron teeth instead and you lose 80 pts IQ

I wish I could get my wisdom teeth pulled

granted, now it wont stop hurting
i wish i had a nice, cute, non-evil, lovely, not-crazy, awesome girlfriend.

Granted but she doesn't like you, she takes mt prince charming (shrek) :p I didn't like him anyway.. I wish I had the perfect Prince charming, non-crazy, handsome, funny, cute, nice guy, and we live happily ever-after :p

...Sniped...

Granted, but he becomes overly obsessive and you want to get away.

I wish for another rock then...

Granted, it gains consciousness and destroys [Insert Home town here.]

I wish for more shorts..
(As it is too hot outside.)

Granted, but they get stolen by a shorts-jacker.

I wish for two more rocks.

Granted but they fall down a Water Fall. I wish I could go offline and go outside, it's a beautiful day! :p :)

Granted, but you explode in awe after seeing a DOUBLE RAINBOW in all its magnificence
I wish for pi.

Granted. However, you receive it mentally, and the logistical and mathematical strain on your brain causes it to spontaneously explode.

I wish the breeze would pick up again.

Granted, there is now a tornado.

I wish for three more rocks.

Granted, but they appear out of nowhere and crush you!

I wish for a stick! :)

Granted, but it turns into a log and rolls you over.

...I wish for four more rocks.

Granted, but it's a stick of dynamite. Yes, it's lit.

I wish for a TRIPLE rainbow all da way!