Corrupt Wishes

Granted. However, it snows so much that your roof caves in.

I wish they could've killed Osama earlier (as in, a couple of years earlier)...

Granted, but only one snow flake falls, and it melts before it hits the ground :p I wish people would stop talking about Justin Bieber :mad:

Granted. However... you just got sniped! :p

Same wish as earlier...

What is "sniping"? Anyway, granted, but I don't remember what you wished for, so nothing granted :p And I wish for 5 wishes :p

Granted but they are granted by an anti-fairy so they will turn out otherwise as you expect

I wish for my finals to be over already :(

(@Sackgirlsrule: sniping is when they win you the post you were going to do)

Granted, but you sleep thru them all and fail

I wish I knew kung fu

Granted, Chuck Norris owned you afterwards
I wish for a U.S.O

granted, but the genie had no clue what it was and gave you a bag of Ultra Smelly Owl manure

I wish I knew what U.S.O. was

Granted, but when you learned what it meant, you gained short term memory loss and forgot...

I wish I had a new guitar

Granted, the delivery guy drops it and it breaks, on the box is written: NO REFUNDS HAHA !
i wish for a duck who can play the organ.
ill call it EL CANARIO :p

Granted, but it's a nano guitar and you can only see it with an electron microscope set at 150x magnification

I wish I had my own private roller coaster in my back yard

granted, watch final destination 3 to see the result.
i wish i sniped you again.

DANG! Didn't realized I got sniped. Oh well.

Granted, but wait, hold up a minute, what's this? *looks at sign* Genie out to lunch

I wish I had a bulldozer

Granted, but it's always awake. :p

I wish for an explanation from Nys about what U.S.O. stands for...(seriously lol)

granted, but the explanation is so long and complicated that you go insane

I wish it would rain harder

Granted, but it knocks you down. I wish "IT" Wasn't so annoying :p

Granted but now "IT" is so difficult to handle and you snipe yourself.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

Granted. It's already dead, and it smells really, really bad.

I wish I had a taco right now.

granted, but it's a crudely drawn picture of a Taco

I wish outlaw Jack hadn't mentioned tacos, i'm so hungry now.

Granted but he mentions an out of date carton of milk and your put off food for a week.

I wish my fish isnt already dead.