Corrupt Wishes

Granted. It's moldy and it has a weird-colored fungus growing inside it.

I wish for a lamp!

Granted. It grows wings, floats around on its free will, and beats you to a pulp.
I wish for no break between seasons of TV shows.

Granted but the shows are DUMB.
I wish for some music to listen to.

Granted but it's the Numa Numa song :p I wish I had a fancy new Avatar :p

Granted. Nothing bad happens and we all move along...

I wish away the twenty-first rock! Take it away!

granted, but it comes back bigger and with a bad attitude

I wish I didn't have to mow the grass today

Granted. Your now in Soviet Russia, and the grass is mowing you.

I wish for 100 rocks.

Granted but God doesnt trust you so he takes them off you..

I wish for a time machine that never breaks.

Granted, you go back in time and then lose it, thus you end up trapped.

I wish for 1,000 rocks.

Granted, but instead of 1000 it's OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!
I wish.

Granted but your full stop is now a square.

I wish to find my time machine again.

Granted. It's broken beyond repair, however.

I wish it'd rain at someone's house today.

Granted but it rained here and now I must kill you.

I wish I was a magic to repair my time machine.

Granted, your magic messes up and you turn yourself in a cockroach.
I wish for a boombox on "teh community moon", that way it will rock even more.

@sackgirlsrule-:
http://up-ship.com/blog/wp-content/u.../ffffuuuuu.jpg

Granted, I blow up teh community moon
chocolate for wish I

Crushed by chocolate you.

I wish for more sun.

Granted. You get a gnarly sunburn as a result.

I wish I got some ideas to get me started today.

Granted, the ideas were made by Chuck Norris and the awesomeness kills you
I wish for something.

granted but that something is ur mom's... :0

I wish for a barrel roll

Granted, but your controller loses its Z and R buttons
I wish for soup:p