Granted. It's moldy and it has a weird-colored fungus growing inside it.
I wish for a lamp!
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Granted. It's moldy and it has a weird-colored fungus growing inside it.
I wish for a lamp!
Granted. It grows wings, floats around on its free will, and beats you to a pulp.
I wish for no break between seasons of TV shows.
Granted but the shows are DUMB.
I wish for some music to listen to.
Granted but it's the Numa Numa song :p I wish I had a fancy new Avatar :p
Granted. Nothing bad happens and we all move along...
I wish away the twenty-first rock! Take it away!
granted, but it comes back bigger and with a bad attitude
I wish I didn't have to mow the grass today
Granted. Your now in Soviet Russia, and the grass is mowing you.
I wish for 100 rocks.
Granted but God doesnt trust you so he takes them off you..
I wish for a time machine that never breaks.
Granted, you go back in time and then lose it, thus you end up trapped.
I wish for 1,000 rocks.
Granted, but instead of 1000 it's OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!
I wish.
Granted but your full stop is now a square.
I wish to find my time machine again.
Granted. It's broken beyond repair, however.
I wish it'd rain at someone's house today.
Granted but it rained here and now I must kill you.
I wish I was a magic to repair my time machine.
Granted, your magic messes up and you turn yourself in a cockroach.
I wish for a boombox on "teh community moon", that way it will rock even more.
@sackgirlsrule-:
http://up-ship.com/blog/wp-content/u.../ffffuuuuu.jpg
Granted, I blow up teh community moon
chocolate for wish I
Crushed by chocolate you.
I wish for more sun.
Granted. You get a gnarly sunburn as a result.
I wish I got some ideas to get me started today.
Granted, the ideas were made by Chuck Norris and the awesomeness kills you
I wish for something.
granted but that something is ur mom's... :0
I wish for a barrel roll
Granted, but your controller loses its Z and R buttons
I wish for soup:p