Corrupt Wishes

granted, but it was full of helium and floated away

I wish I had a box of candy

Granted, but nys eats them all :p

I wish my kitten would stop crying :p

Granted. I silence it by chopping it's head off.

I wish I weren't unusually cruel at times.

Granted you become to lovey dovey you can't stand it and shun yourself from society.

I wish for World Peace.

Granted, the world becomes boring. I wish for an Enter button. :/

Granted. You enter the Matrix instead and are never seen again.

I wish I could watch My Little Pony... with my family gone. >_>

Granted, you friends are there.

I wish to loose some weight.

Granted, but then you eat a cake to celebrate and get fat

I wish for a new snare drum...

Granted. It's newly broken into... literally. There's a giant gaping hole in the middle of it.

I wish I could get back at my dad for what he did earlier (nailing my head with a freakin' corn dog stick being blown from a straw... *siiiiigh* >_<).

Granted. You find a time machine and transport yourself back to the moment, but it malfunctions, your former self sees you, and is so shocked with all the paradoxes destroys itself along with everyone else at the scene. Of course, news crews film this all, and from America to Japan, the world goes into panic and in 10 years, we have a dystopian future.

I wish for a sackboy shaped mech. :D

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish I had equipment to practice self-defense :p

granted, you accidentally beat yourself up

I wish I had a ducati

Nothing is granted, because I have no CLUE What a "Ducati" is :p

I wish I had my own web site :D

Granted but everyone hates on it.

I wish for cake. nom nom nom.

granted, it's a meal worm cake

I wish Sackgirlsrule knew that a Ducati was a motorcycle, so that I could get my wish

Granted but she remembers nothing else, and your blamed and jailed.

I wish for a cool robot friend that cant kill me.

Granted, but he becomes too "friendly" if you know what I mean and chases you all over the place. Hey, robots need love too! Anyways, he chases you to the ends of the earth and the only way to get away from him is to jump into an active volcano.

I wish I had one of those cool giant pencils

Granted. The lead has broken and you don't have a sharpener to make it work (This actually happened to me).

I wish that I could go to the 2012 Olympics (I'm asking for a new laptop for xmas so I can't have both). :(

granted, but it's the 2012 animal olympics

I wish I had a new 50 inch flat screen tv

Granted. It's now mounted... on your rooftop.

I wish today wasn't the 13th (I swear, I get the worst luck on these days...).