Corrupt Wishes

Granted, it's now the day before, and it will be the 13th again tomorrow.

...I wish I could make wishes again...

Granted but the wish is no longer valid so you cant make wishes.

I wish I had a turtle.

granted, but it never comes out of it's shell except to chew up your PS3

I wish life wasn't like a box of chocolates

Granted, but it never comes out of the shell

I wish I had a Turtle that wasn't shy :p

granted but the turtle soon becomes bowser

i wish for the triforce of courage

Granted. However, you also gain the Quadforce of incomprehensible flatulence.

I wish my sister was a fish.

Granted, she is now Roystein, and won't shut up.

I wish.

not granted

i wish you actually made a wish

Mwahaha! That means I can make wishes again! But to corrupt your wish, I won't make a wish. Hahaaha!

Banned because you're forcing me to use powers from another thread to punish you from not wishing!

I wish for... anything.

Granted, you get everything, but it all crushes you.

I wish I was un-banned. :(

granted but the moment you were unbanned you were hacked

i wish Cole's Powers

Granted, you fry yourself with the electricity when you go for a swim.

Wish I do to speak like Yoda.

Granted your wish is, but annoyed with you gets everyone. Stabs in the eye they do. HMMMM.

I wish I had a 1/2 pound hamburger

Granted, but the scale was way off and it's only 1/4 a pound.

I wish for a fish that could wish for a wish of a kitchen dish.

Granted, he wishes for your most hated dish.

I wish for chocolate rain.
(Not like the video, like literal chocolate milk rain.)

Granted, it's hot chocolate and we all burn.
I wish for... nothing!

granted but you ended up with something

i wish for a mudkip

Granted, it's me... with a gun!

I wish for a gun that could beat Outlaw's.

Granted, but my gun beats both of yours and you lose anyway.

I wish for 1000 pageviews.