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I... just wish.
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Granted, you get banned for cheating into 100 pageviews.
I... just wish.
That JamesDNaux can make two wishes in one go *cough cough*Quote:
Originally Posted by JspOt
I wish for 1,000 rocks. I also wish my first wish won't get corrupted under any curcumstances.
1st wish granted but it creates a paradox and implodes the universe
2nd wish granted but they are rock cocaine and you are immediately arrested and sentenced to life in prison
I wish I could go fishing today
Granted, the first fish you catch will wish for a dish.
I wish to eat. NOW.
You open the fridge to get a snack, and it becomes possessed and tries to kill you, rallying help from nearby knives, toasters, kettles etc etc. I wish you luck fending them off. Viva la revolution! :D
I wish for some money to get my bike fixed. :L
granted but the bike gets robbed
i wish for the master sword
Granted, but when you recieve it your game freezes.
I wish for a flying potato.
-tP
It gains a robot body and trys to kill you.
I wish for a sammich.
Granted, It comes to life, tickles you and flies away.
I wish for the void gear.
Granted but it comes in unwrappable packaging.
I wish I knew how to work properly with sackbots.
Granted, they rebel against you
I wish for a box.
Granted its filled with goo ...
I wish KH3 on meh PS3 (which I also wish)
Granted, but your PS3 has been infected by Micro$oft and somehow red rings.
I wish for a ball.
Granted, but the Cat took it and is on a one-way trip to The Sea..
I wish my Dog wouldn't snap at a kitten :p
granted he/she now swallows them whole
I wish for a glass of water
granted but its un-purified
i wish....i wish FOR THE MOON TO COLLAPSE AND CONSUME EVERYTHING INCLUDING ME!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*que dramatic music*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8PgB...eature=related
Granted. Later on, it excretes everything BUT you... oh, and some pointy-eared freak went to slay you.
I wish I had a potato.
Granted, you get fries.
I wish your hamster didn't eat my birthday cake. :(
Granted, it spit on it :( :boo:
I wish I was a ninja girl :p
Granted, you are hunted to extinction.
I wish for 2 potatoes.