Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but now you don't want to write or create anymore.

I wish for food.

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Originally Posted by JamesDNaux

Granted, but now you don't want to write or create anymore.

I wish for food.

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Granted, but the food is horribly stale, and everything tastes like 30 year old-cabbage.

I wish that sackpeople were real.

Granted, they destroy earth.

I wish for this wish to be granted:D

Granted... You divided by zero didn't you?

I wish a wish that can't be wished on a wishing stone in the wishing well on the wishing star and in a car.

Granted, though the wish was too vague to come true.

I wish for three moar wishes!

Genie does not aprove.

I wish for a something green.

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I wish for a something green.

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A Alien comes and takes your cow.

I Wish for a Door~

Granted. It is welded shut.

I wish I didn't get tired too easily.

Granted but now you can't get to sleep.

I wish for......Windows has en.......this to stop happening!

Granted. It stops... as does the rest of your computer's functions.

I wish butter wasn't so fattening.

Granted, but all your butter are belong to us.

I wish for something to spread the butter on.

Granted, here's a piece of burnt rubber. Enjoy. :)

I wish for a lie.

Granted

I wish I could be as awesome as Fang is.

Granted, you get so awesome that you go boom :p

I wish The Annoying Orange wasn't so annoying :p

Granted, he is now murderous orange.
I wish for a wishing stone.

Granted, but the genie stole it.

I wish... That I never listened to... The Nyan Cat... Now I can't stop... Help... Me...

Granted, now you've listened to the Numa Numa Song and now you can't quit listening to it :p

I wish I was SuperGirl :hero:

Granted but you didn't read the small letters:
Superomega stoopidgirl.
I wish for a new Pac-man guitar:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8yDm-RRgfG...man_guitar.jpg
Do you liek it ?

Uh, Ah!.. Erm... Um, ... .. Yeah! Umm.. Awesome?!... Yea, that's my answer.. I like it.. Yea... Awesome!... Granted, but it breaks.

I wish I wasn't tired right now...

granted, but you have so much energy you never sleep again and go insane

I wish I had some graham crackers