Corrupt Wishes

Granted... now you need to figure out a way to re-wrap them once you're done. :p

I wish this school week would be over already.

Granted but god then bans your wish claiming he made it that way.

I wish for ..... Windows has en.......SHUT UP! A bowl of rice crispies.

Granted. They're all poisoned.

I wish it wasn't so complicated to find socks around here.

Granted, you dig around in your dryier and find it's stomach, which is filled with digested socks. Because dryers eat socks ya know?

I wish for some Hellstone Bars.

Granted but you find a snake-bear too and it eats you.

I wish for......SPARTA!

Umhm... Granted but I'm like really sleepy, and I have no clue what it is, so... You get a bear! :p

I wish I knew what he was talking about... :D

Granted. You wished you didn't.

I wish for something other than cod to win a GOTY, oh wait you're a cod fan, awkward... :p

Granted. You win the Hello Kitty: Kawaii-no-Desu? GOTY edition. :p

I wish I had Mortal Kombat already.

Granted, you get the YLOD :kz:

I wish I didn't have to have eye drops (I hate those things! :cry: )

Granted but now you have to wear the biggest pair of glasses ever.

I wish for DR Octogonapus.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGG

I wish for a rock.

Granted.
*throws rock at Jame's face*
I wish for another throwing rock. :D

Granted, it slips out of your hand and hits your big toe.

I wish I could not have to have glasses and not have eye drops :p

Granted. You now have no eyes.
*hands her a stick to whack around with*
I wish I had a chocolate bar right now.

Granted, but I get hungry and eat it before I give it to you, and it has.. It ha...

*Hands you bar with one bite with slobber all over it :boo: * (What!? I was hungry! :p )

I wish I wasn't listening to a sad song right now :(

Granted. You're now listening to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo
At full volume, with no way of turning it down.

I wish I weren't so tirrrr.... zzzZZZzz- TIRED! That's the word... zzzzzzzz...

Oh that's just wonderful.. Thanks Jack!...
Granted, now you never sleep again.

I wish I wasn't so tired too :p

Granted, you stay wide awake and never sleep again unfortunately the entire world thinks you're some kin d of freak now and you are locked in a cage in a lab and experimented on.

I wish I could create force fields.

Whoa.. Ow.. :p Lol... :p

Granted, they break after two minutes.

I wish I had a super ultra awesome dress that glows :p

Granted it is in lbp not real life.

I wish for a levels to be big hits.