Corrupt Wishes

Granted, your level is a big hit...in Luxemborg. HAHAHA

I wish for a planet to be named after me.

Granted but nobody cares and its spelt wrong.
I wish for me to finally beat "The Witch" in Assassins Creed Bloodlines.

Granted, but then your game crashes and you have to start all over.

I wish that your game didn't crash and you didn't have to start all over.

Granted, now he sucks at the game and he can't start over, just because he doesn't have progress to lose. :p
I wish for the Turbo! glitch to be gone and aten by a flying potatoe.

Granted but it the potato eats you.
I wish you hadnt wished for my game to crash at all.

Granted, you got sniped.
I wish you edited your answer to match my wish.

Sorry bout that. Ahem, Granted (geniunly) but you are now belong to me.

I wish I haddent posted at the same time as Nys.

Granted, you posted at the same time as Craigmond.
I wish for ... ummmm ... onoz, I don't know anything to wish.

Then no wish granted.

I reckon I ought to wish for one of them cherry pickers...

George washington chopped down all the cherry trees. :rolleyes:

I wish to play Terraria with someone else. It's all lonely mining meself.

(Nice new avatar and sig btw, heh heh)

Granted, your mining with a very annoying pink being.

I wish for ten new books to research!

Granted... they're all spell books filled with self-inflictin' curses. ;)

I wish I had me a new hat.

Granted
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Not to mention it was made for human wear;)[/SPOILER]

I wish for wings.

Granted, you fly all the way to space and the aliens abduct you.

I wish Outlaw-Jack didn't go into Pony stuff :boo: I liked his other Signature :p

Granted, he still changes his sig.

I wish for the hat that I gave Outlaw

Granted, while he's handing it to you, a dog grabs it and chews it up and it's lost forever :p

I wish I could play L.A Norie :(

Granted its terrible, its the wrong disc in the box, turns out to be ELMO'S NUMBER JOURNEY!

I wish for a rainbow.

Granted, there's a pot of gold at the end of it that smashes you :p (Annoying Orange Reference :p )

I wish Smallville hasn't ended :(

Granted it never ends and so you sit everyday watching it eating ice-cream then you become so fat from all the ice-cream you explode in a FLURRY (he he) of awesomeness and ice cream.

I wish for FMH 2012 to be out sooner.

Granted, its 2012 and the end of the world is nearby. O_O
I wish Sackgirlsrule didn't get fat and X-ploded