Corrupt Wishes

Granted but now outlaw jack does. (Picked jack cause hes not on my friends list and itll be funn y to see the reactio)

I wish for Outlaw Jack to give a funny reaction to himself x-ploding.

Granted, but he got silenced.
I wish I will never get fat and X-plode.

Granted. You'll get obese and implode. :D

I wish for a Portal Gun. :p

Granted, you are killed by a turret.
I wish for a defect turret as a pet:D

It refuses to make adorable noises for you considering it's too concerned about nys getting obese and imploding. :p

I wish for a soft fluffy cushion. :D

Granted, but inside lies the worlds softest rabbit... After 3 years use, you begin to notice the smell.

I wish for a taco right now.

Granted, too much hot sauce. Nuff' said.
I wish for an apocalypse!

There can never be too much hot sauce! And ok, but it doesn't happen, and your now a crazy old guy.

I wish for a bottle.

Granted it falls and smashes.

I wish Nys had a PS3..

Granted, it gets RLOD. Don't ask how.:p
I wish for a YLOD on my Xbox 360! :D

Granted, you can't play anything now.

I wish Nys PS3 didn't mess up :(

Granted, your PS3 breaks.

I wish for this wish to wish for something.

Granted, you get one wish but it runs out in 2 seconds.. 1, 2... Gone! Ohh, too bad! :p

I wish I could stop listening to sad songs.. :(

Granted, but your wish is corrupted.

I fish for a wish... Wait wuh?

Granted, you get a fish that's wishing.

I wish my wish didn't get corrupted :(

Granted, but this wish is corrupted.

I wish for every wish in this thread to be corrupted.

Granted, all your wishes go bye-bye except ours.

I wish you weren't trying to shut down our wishes :(

Granted, I do instead.

I wish for this thread to be locked.

Granted, now we don't like you :p (Kidding :) )

I wish I wasn't so harsh on people when I'm angry :p

Granted now you cry to them.

I wish for X-Men First Class to be awesome.