Granted but you choke just like fumetsusozo did on her potato chip :P
I wish pokemon was real
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Granted but you choke just like fumetsusozo did on her potato chip :P
I wish pokemon was real
Granted, a Pikachu Zaps you, but unlike on the game/show it kills you.Quote:
Originally Posted by TehMonkeyBlade
I Wish for A talking Pie.
granted, after you get the pie it starts screaming non stop
I wish the cake wasn't a lie
Granted, but there no cake.
I wish to ba faster than Rainbow Dash.
Granted, Your so fast your skin burns off.Quote:
Originally Posted by nysudyrgh
I Wish for 1000 bucks~
Granted, but the police think you stole it because a bank recently got robbed and they put you in jail
I wish for a sombrero (another one)
Granted. It's on fire~Quote:
Originally Posted by TehMonkeyBlade
I Wish for For a non evil clown~
PS: you did the joke wrong. If you watch old cartoons when someone wishes for 1000 bucks.
they get run over by 1000 male dears AKA Bucks....
granted, but you get my brother, Prattz and he's not a funny clown :P (reffering to his LBP costume)
I wish I had a pet flying squirrel
Granted it flies and crashes into you every two secon*CRASH*
Hey! you need to crash into him. :mad:
I wish for a boat Which is NOT the titanic.
Granted, it's made of uranium.
I wish for a wish.
granted, but it's a bad wish
I wish my cat was a meme
Granted but its stupid.
I wish for a noisestorm.
Granted, but its inside your mind causing an intense headache.
I wish i had a Mac...
Granted, but you then realize what you wanted was a Windows XP and the computer falls and breaks, because it heard you.
I wish I had a HOT, NICE, GIRLFRIEND THAT IS PERFECT NO MATTER HOW YOU CORRUPT THE WISH!!!
Take that Rules!! :p
Granted, but yesterday your girlfriend realized she likes your ex girlfriend more than you. (sorry didn't mean to debunk your wish so fast)Quote:
I wish I had a HOT, NICE, GIRLFRIEND THAT IS PERFECT NO MATTER HOW YOU CORRUPT THE WISH!!!
I wish I could eat more food without gaining weight.
granted but the more you eat, the lighter you get and you float away ( you make awesome music btw)
I wish I had a bucket of tomatoes
Granted. That's hell in itself lol.
I wish I had $1,000,000 and nothing bad would happen to it/me/anyone/anything.
Granted. You had $1,000,000 but US currency rates dropped so alarmingly that it's now just worth a cent.
I wish to grow a cat's tail. :D
Granted. But you are now allergic to cats.
I'm not even gonna try. I wish I was human (already am)...
Granted, you are reborn as an infant.
I wish I had a wish.
Yes! That's right! The wish is already granted! WHAT NOW!?