Corrupt Wishes

granted, i am a corrupted core and i will exchange with GLaDOS and take over aperture and forget ur wish.

i wish for repultion gel

Granted, but since you're the adventure core without legs, you can't jump.
Fact: Nys still wishes to be free.

but if i roll onto it from up high i can.

granted, i was on my way when i saw a door with " prepultion gel" on it and i forget about you.

i wish for the key to the prepultion gel door

Granted, but the gel is the same as the "GLaDOS emergency shutdown and cake dispencary door" and the cake: a lie.
I wish to be free AND a better memory for Nerz.

Granted, they lose their memory though :p

I wish I wouldn't the ^500 internal server error* :/

IM IN SPACE! IM IN SPACE!
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i wish for sanity and to return to aperture

Granted, you return to aperture ... as a test subject. :kz:
I wish to be as mighty as GLaDOS

Granted, but the universe becomes mightier too, so nothing's changed.

I wish I could eat another quadruple from Fatburger.

Granted, but you will asplode if you do. :kz:
I wish for a ps3 which is YLOD free. :D

granted but you drop it in the gel outside your relaxation chamber :(

i wish for long fall boots

Granted, they break when you test them, funny actually, just like your long fall boots, your legs are broken.
I wish for the companion cube.

Granted. However, it's not a virgin.

I wish for some ice cubes.

(lol that was hilarious)

Granted, but the ice cubes you ordered were stolen.

I wish for a kitten.

granted, but its got no face

i wish for a radio. ( science gets boring after a while...)

Granted, all the channels are static :p

I wish I umm... I wish... Uh,.. I forgot. Hmm! Oh! I wish I didn't forget :p

granted..... wait what was ur wish?

i wish that nys would understand that i needed long fall boots for one test subject who didnt manage to get some and that im a personality sphere and have no legs XD

Granted, and even though you're a core you can't stop me from flooding the facility with deadly neurotoxin.
I wish for a supah computer.

well, at your service! [ I N T E L I G E N C E _ U P L O A D E D ] thats the great thing about me, im well multi-tasking i guess. anything else?

i wish you had my wish.

Wish granted, only two more wishes! I wish I had a box to hide in...

Granted. You fall through the hole in the bottom of it.

I wish it was cooler outside.