Corrupt Wishes

Granted. But now ye be cursin' like a sailor, too!

I wish my activity didn't just plummet to 0%!? :cry:

Granted, now it will plummet to -100% :p

I wish I had fried chicken right now :( .....

granted, you get a chicken named fred... oh you wanted friiied chicken :o
i wish for immortality :D

Granted... The last Smallville episode I watched about a guy like that.. Didn't end well for him :boo:

I wish I had a fancy diamond :love:

Granted, skip too 0:50 too see what I mean. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-613xPNkVQ&ob=av3e
I wish for beans. (Why?)

:0 xD
Granted... It gets stuck up your nose :boo:
I wish the internet wire would stop slipping out :(

Granted, now it doesn´t fit in anymore! :D

I wish Sackgirlsrule had wireless internet :)

so do i




i wish for sackgirlsrule to have wireless internet.

Granted, it only picks up %9, great! Just great! :p
I wish I was supergirl xD

GRANTED ur career was over as supergirl when you failed to bring a kitten who was owned by a sackgirl down from a tree therefore causing the kittens life to be lost and the sackgirl commited suicide due to the intenses grieving over her kitten.
i wish for 3 wishes :D wish 2 i wish her story wasnt so sad and i wish she could never get wireless connection and it was horrible

Granted, I think ...
I wish for my cousin to shut up.

Granted, It died >: D

I wish it wasn´t so hot!

granted im not going to currupt it cuz i want it to be cool too
i wish it was already fall

Granted, it's October 31st, and you get taken from a ghost because a black Cat crossed your path :p
I wish it was October already! :D

granted, October 10,000,000 BC

I wish I had some home made vanilla ice cream

Granted. But you fell of your balls and the ice cream slipped out of your hand and fell on the ground and gets stepped on.

I wish I had the LBP crown

Granted, but someone hacked it Xd

I wish I had a mil dollars.....

*writes mil on a dollar bill* here ya go :p
i wish i had a 'million' dollars

Granted, *Gives you 1 millgrams*
I wish I had an awesome bandaid that didn't have strings hanging off it :p

granted it tore......
lol i wish for an idea of what to make next( military veichle, air sea or land veichle)