Corrupt Wishes

Granted, you mix them up and its horrible. :D
I wish for :D

Granted, you get D: instead :p
I wish for actual awesome sauce :p

Granted, but I ate it all :D I'M AWESOME!!! :p

I wish for a penny...

granted it fell off of empire state building and X_X
i wish that there werent ppl who beg u to gameshare your beta vest -_- so friken annoying i cant even go into my friends moon who has his frend in it saying theyll give me crown for it.... i would like to earn the crown thank you very much ... and they obviosly dont have crown

Granted, you start doing it :p (I know the feeling, SO many of my friends ask to game-share any COD DLC I get. I tell them it's against PSN rules, and they'll like "Okay... So..?" :mad:

I wish I had Ice cream...

Granted, its Crap-taste.
I wish for all DLC, ps3 and PSP.

Granted, the PS3 and PSP is broke, and the DLC is corrupted :p
I wish I had Skyrim NOW! xD

Grated, I throw some rims to you. "Look, they fly!" :p
I wish for a EFGSDFGH

Granted but your EFGSFFGH melts.

I wish for a bottled water.

Granted, it's cold and you're allergic to cold :boo:

I wish I had Rage :D (The game Rage *Ahem!* :p )

Granted, the genie misunderstood and you turn into an all caps rage. :p
I wish for a pen.

Granted, it has no ink :p
I wish I had a Cookie........ xD

Granted, but unfortunately Cookie Monster has been watching you from behind some bushes and he swallows the cookie in one massive gulp D=

I wish for a wonderful wishing well of wonder and wishes

Granted, its infected with blood-thirsty fish. D:
I wish for a glas of milk.

granted, it came from a mad cow

I wish for a bag nails (save me trip to the hardware store)

Granted, you step on them.... *Oooo... ouch!* D:
I wish Flash Point would hurry up and come on!! :p

Granted, when he arrives running, you open the door, he trips and falls with you creating a completely akward moment... o_0

I wish for some lemonade. (it would be very handy right now D:>)

Granted, it has too much Lemon juice in it and it blows your head off :p
I wish that I could ace the Metal Gear level pack :D

Granted but it's made with the most sour lemons in the world, your face puckers up so fast it implodes

I wish my eye would stop itching

Granted, in order to let it stop, you must scratch it for 5 weeks straight.
I wish for a sig.