Corrupt Wishes

granted but they finnally see the world for wat it is and run around the WORLD DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!!!
I wish i new what the jist about stephanie ravens is

Granted, you forget afterwards :p
I wish I owned YouTube xD

Granted, but everyone leaves and use Vimeo.

I wish they made me a customized PS Vita.

granted you order it.. they forgot to lable it fragil and it broke...
i wish[hope] i have a good day at school today, seventh grade all advanced classes!

Granted, your day went perfectly, the rest of the year on the other hand ...
I wish for 0

Granted, You get a 0, but it's a really messy written 0.

I wish I could teleport so I don't have to walk far distances :p

Grnted, now you're even too lazy to press the teleport button. :D
I wish for two buttons.

Granted. They aren't working.

I wish for some jelly beans.

Granted, they're literally JELLY beans and they turn to liquid... *Into the floor she goes!* :p
I wish I had a Hampster xD

Granted, It turns out a Hampster is actually a deadly predator that feeds on Sackgirls.

I wish for a piece of software that would actually take over the world

Granted, but it's too complicated to understand.

I wish for a magical Pony! :D

Granted but it's Nightmare Moon and so proceeds to take over all of Equestria

I wish for the ability to print out .gif files

Granted, but they still won't move.
I wish for Noistorm.

Granted...

Ba ba baa baba ba baba ba baa ba ba abaa baba abbaa baba baba ba babababababa ba bababaab bbaa. ERROR: wish could not be prcessed (XE310).

I wish for a Wheatley Puppet!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzG94ct2d5k

Granted, it doesn't work because I rigged it.
I wish I had awesome drawing skills :p

Granted, you'll die if you use them. :boo:
I wish for the thunder and lightning above my house to go away.

granted, but it rains instead and it floods your house and your house goes down the river with u in it towards the sea D:

i wish for some yummy pizza

Granted, can I spend the night? :p

I wish I had some Tacos xD

You get tacos, but suddenly become allergic to them.

I wish I had the gun from Cowboys and Aliens.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71YsRO6G7Ks

Granted, they backfire...
I wish I could have a train..