Corrupt Wishes

Granted, you have me! :p (That's a bad thing xD )
I wish I had Dead Island :D

(is it?)

granted but it doesnt work

i wish for the thing i most desire.

Granted, you get a turd. :p
I wish for a turtle.
((Nah, it isn't. ;) ))

Granted, it never comes out of the shell.
I wish I had a Monkey :p

Granted. You get annoyed by it.

I wish for Uncharted 3.

Granted, The Government is up on you and throws you in jail for somehow getting U3 early.

I wish this go******** connection doesn't sign me off every 5 seconds.

Granted, you stay signed in and everyone thinks you're online and ignoring them :boo:

I wish this internet wire didn't have a short in it :p

Ummm, what?
Anyway, I wish that the timezones didn't make me unable to play together with Sackgirlsrule. :(

Granted, now I just have to fit in an extra hour of homework :(
I wish I could play with Nys without typos in the keyboard :p

Granted, but you play in a lenguage you don't understand.

I wish for someone to click my refferal link!

Granted, it's broke.
I wish he would stop asking EVERYONE to give money :( (No offense..)

you dont have to give money you just click the link ^_^


i wish tht alex had minecraft

Granted. My name IRL is Alex (coincidence :p) and I get minecraft.

I wish it's November already, a lot of games are released that month.

Granted, they all get delayed. (Please.. Everyone hope Skyrim doesn't get delayed :p )
I wish that the REAL ALEXhatena had Minecraft ^_^

granted, but he gets two copies ( oh noes! ) :p


i wish i had money

Hey, Nerz gimme one of your chocolate coins too? :p
I wish for a PM. (Pm's are always fun. :D)

granted.



i wish for a pm too!

Replied Granted.
I wish for an ACE!

Granted, but you lost the poker round

I wish to reply to myself on this thread.

Granted, but I make it look like you are talking to yourself! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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...anyways, I'll just wish for a slice of pizza then