Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but when you reach to pull some of the sunshine out, it burns your hand.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, Seizing an opportunity aliens invade.

I wish neutrinos didn't go faster than light

Granted. Neutrinos goes faster than two lights. :D

I wish for some epicness...

Granted, you get shoop da woop'd in the face. Schark was never seen again...

I wish to bring schark back to life, because I'm feeling rather nice today.

Granted, he yells at you and makes you feel un-nice. :boo: (Jk Schark :p )

I wish I was famous. :D

Wish granted, but then the Lolcats revolt and it's all undone.
I wish I had some sugar for my pancakes.

granted, unfortunately it hadn't been processed yet, you here you are, a bundle of sugar cane

I wish I had a mini submarine

Granted, unfortunately you've bought it from Ikea and there is one part missing.

Granted. It melts once it touches the water.

I wish for a facepalm.

Granted *Facepalms you* (Except it was my foot :boo: )

I wish my air conditioned socks could handle shoes. :p

Granted, but when you try wearing them without shoes, smoke emits from the socks.

I wish for a 27th letter in the English alphabet.

granted, but it's unreadable

I wish I had A/C socks like SGR's

Granted, but they can't handle shoes ;)

I wish for termites.

Granted, but they eat your house.

I wish for a real Gears of War Lancer.

Granted, but it can't shoot....and it's just a worthless plastic replica that looks like a 6 year old could make in about an hour. (Not to undermine 6 year olds, but mainly focusing one who only went through basic schoolart classes and decided to work on it no longer than 60 minutes)

I wish termites ate my house :]

Granted, but then you realize you don't have a house, because termites already ate it. Also, they bring their friends the cockroaches over and they have a party that soon gets way out of hand and the police are called. You are brought in for questioning.

I wish for more coffee.

Granted, but it's spread over chunks of lard.

I wish for piggy doll

Granted, it comes to you in the form of bacon.

I wish for an orange soda.

Granted, but it turns out that it's just orange flavoured baking soda.

I wish for a family of puppies to come to my door so I can adopt them.

Granted, they have an evil side. :boo: (They're possessed D: (No offense to the puppies :) ))
I wish I had more time to relax. :eek:

:p