Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but while you're relaxing, you form into the shape of the couch.

I wish for syrup

Granted, but it's not Canadian Maple Syrup.

I wish I was more artistically inclined.

Granted, you start spray painting, from motivation and to become even better.....and then they lock you up.

I wish for a penny.

You are given twice the amount of pennies you asked for which just doesn't do.
I wish I would be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

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Originally Posted by GavinLBP

I wish I would be touched by His Noodly Appendage

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What is this I don't even

So this dude shows up, and he decides to kick you in the shin.

http://washparkchiro.com/wp-content/...Noodle-Man.jpg

I wish for baby back ribs

Granted, but they are Human Ribs, so you are arrested for Cannibalism.

I wish for a Ring that grants wishes.

Granted, but it's a monkey's pay-type deal, so everything you wish for somehow goes wrong.

I wish for more games on my 3DS.

You get your games, play for too long, and go blind.
I wish people would understand my wishes sometimes.

Granted, now we understand them too much and we get bored and we don't grant it. :p

I wish my kitty didn't scratch me. :boo:

Granted. Instead, your kitty now bites you.

I wish my tablet pen would hurry up and arrive in the mail.

Granted, but just like my tablet pen, the tablet won't respond to actions made by the pen, only the touch controls, if that.

I wish for an Iron Fist.

Granted, but it punches you every time you speak.

I wish for a Time Machine that is fully functional and will never break, doesn't require a power-source, and can travel to any time I like within 3 seconds of me saying it, and it takes me with it.

Granted, but it also brings Richard Simmons with you wherever you go.

I wish for a vanilla coke.

Granted, a mento falls into it and it explodes in your face.

I wish for the Move Pack.

Granted, but your move controller (if you have one) breaks as soon as you get it.

I wish to be more musically talented.

Your wish is granted but on your amazing fifth world tour I upstage you.
I wish I hadn't tripped halfway through upstaging xero on her fifth world tour.

Granted, but instead you lose the guitar duel at the end of the show, unraveling your attempt to upstage me entirely!

I wish GavinLBP and I could tour together, making awesome music without the need to upstage each other.

Granted, but you can only play the nursing home circuit

I wish I had an attack eagle, trained to not attack me

Granted, but it attacks everyone you know and care about.

I wish the BF3 beta wasn't so darn buggy :\

granted but its no fun without bugs and everyone stops playing it :s

i wish for apple juice