Corrupt Wishes

Granted... :D You're an apple!
I wish I would have been caught up on the last 4 weeks of Annoying Orange. :boo:

granted but it left a cliff hanger and the creator couldnt finish ze series :)

i wish i could find the cable to charge my ps3 remote >:s

Wish granted, but for some unknown reason your controller ceases to work.
I wish these old buggers could appreciate some sweet rock and roll.

.. um.. gran.. ted?

i wish i new what the wish i just granted was.

Granted. You realize that you've made old people appreciate Rock and Roll music. However, they throw you into a mosh pit and you become winkley toe-jam.

I wish to master another language.

Wish granted. You gain a successful job as a translator for people across all topics and travel the world with those who have not the ability to speak the number of languages as fluent as you do. You get a family, and your life is brilliant. The most important moment of your career eventually arrives, involving an incident with an alien crash landing. On landing, you are sent as a master of languages to translate the alien's talking. You are getting along decently by applying the key rules of each language to the alien dialect...




...but I upstage you.

I wish alien dialects didn't use the rules of Gaelic, the most useless language in the history of useless languages.

granted but NO, BECAUSE IT WAS NEVER GUNNA WORK WAS IT? HUH! NOW GIVE. ME. THE MONEY!!!

i wish xero would join forces with gavin and attempt to take over my temple and fail for my own amusement.

Granted, sadly enough (for you three) I suck you all in The Void. :kz:
I wish for a battery.

granted, sadly enough, its a type that doesnt work in the void.

i wish nys wasnt being controlled by a hypnotist to capture one of his own team! D: ( he captured me )

Granted, but the hypnotist hypnotized you to capture your family.

I wish for a guardian beast that wouldn't attack me or anyone I know and care about.

Granted, but he attacks everyone else, and you get in trouble. Your guardian beast is to be put down.

I wish my PSP was compatible with my router!

Granted, but router fries your PSP.

Because of my monster,I wish I got out of jail legally, and my new, better monster would obey every single one of my commands.

Granted, but your new-found power eventually goes to your head, and you begin to abuse it, killing hundreds of innocents--landing you in jail again.

I wish for unlimited wishes!

Granted, but one of your wishes wishes for a black hole that sucks your wishes and it's own ability to be unlimited away.

I wish to be a cosmic, winged beast with a pure will and mind and invincibility so I can raise my reputation and become a world-known hero.

granted but you look like a giant troll face and explode with trollness and die.

i wish for an alliance.

Granted, but alliance makes you look bad.

I wish for everlasting purity.

Granted, but your untainted purity paints you as a target to those who would seek to corrupt you.

I wish Mm would release that Guitar costume item from the N-dubz video to the public.

Granted, but it turns out to be a flat object.

I wish for every superpower, invincibility, everlasting purity, and the ability to manipulate anyone mentally.

Granted, but the ability to manipulate people's minds conflicts and ultimately paradoxes your purity, resulting in a black hole consuming all.

I wish I could talk to animals.