Corrupt Wishes

Granted, you easily offend them and they take over your home... and eventually the WORLD... OF POP MUSIC.

I wish to know how to RAP. (But I'm not a rapper)

Granted, but you know how to wrap instead and you get stuck in a rope wrapped around you.

I wish I lived in minecraft.

Granted, but you're doomed to be slain by creepers, experiencing the icy touch of death time and time again for eternity.

I wish I was an exceptional artist.

Granted, you accidentally break both your hands in arm wrestling so now you can't proceed to your Art. :boo:

I wish I could stay on YouTube all the time. :D

granted.......... but it gets bored of you and blocks you from using it *GASP* :O


i wish... you could stop my evil plans to rule the universe! MWAHAHAHAHAAA! *runs*

Granted. There is no catch--you just don't rule the universe anymore.

I wish I wasn't so cold.

Granted, but bring sunblock. It's hot on the sun.

I wish that I didn't have a Smokey Bear ad at the bottom of my screen >.>. I really do.

Granted. But now it's an audio ad for Nyan cat.

I wish my levels got more plays.

Granted. But all the plays come from little kids and they immaturely rate down your levels and give then bad reviews.

I wish I could finish and publish my 50 different incomplete levels.

Granted.But everytime one is published, another published one is deleted.

I wish i had all DLC :)

Granted, but your PS3 RLODs and you need to get a new one. You upload your profile on the new PS3 but the DLC does not work. You own it... but you can't use it.

I wish to be happy and make others happy.

Granted, but everyone else is happier, so you're grumpy by compasrison.

I wish someone else granted my wishes other than xero!

Granted! Sackgirlsrule grants your wish. But wait, it's just xero in disguise!

I wish I was less tired.

Granted, but you never sleep, causing you to die.

I wish I was a god.

granted but---- WHHAAAAAAAAAA the small time you had being god, you disabled the ability to corrupt wishes! D: everyone run! our powers are useless!


i wish for a massive gun that would stop God V2 and return God V1 back to his/her/its throne!

Granted but they merged creating Godod.

I wish that there were no famines etc. in Africa! ^^

Granted. Everyone in North America become overly generous, donating all of their food to Africa.

America is now going through famines and is deemed a third-world country.

I wish I was in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Granted, the genie hurls you into spaaaaaaaaace with no space suit. You blow up.

I wish I had a magic bag that never gets empty of Good, Quality, non stale, non rancid snacks. I reach in and pow, popcorn. I reach in and boom! beef jerky

Granted, but you lost it ^^

I wish i could divide 0 by infinity and get 1

Granted, but this new concept bewilders and confuses the World's top scientists. You inadvertently spawn an unfathomable controversy that quickly turns to panic. Rioting and looting ensue is larger cities, and in smaller areas, raping and pillaging. The end is neigh, and it's all your fault.

I wish AVG anti-virus would stop telling me things that aren't viruses, are.