Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but then you miss Christmas!

I wish that Everyone would simultaneousily shout "I!" in the streets at 14:59 tommorow ;)

Granted, but it is so loud that the Earth spins out of orbit and drifts into the sun.

You need to make a wish for me to corrut ;)

I wish ya'll had made wishes

Granted, but all of their wishes are silly and pointless. :rolleyes:

I wish I had some pepperoni to nom on.

Granted.. Uhh.. *Spits it out*.. Hmm.. Here ya' go. :D

I wish I had some grapes..

Granted, but you now hate them.

I wish that everyone knew some stuff.

Granted, everyone is traumatized because we know stuff which we don't want to know.
I wish for 25 hours in a day.

Granted, but there are less days in ayear.

I wish Mah level would get some plays! >.>

Granted, you're a P4P'er.
I wish for motivation.

Since you didn't wish for anything,
You get....... a giant gorilla stuffed animal that sits in the corner of your bedroom at night and his eyes glow red.

I wish for macaroni and cheesez.

Granted, you were motivated to sit in a corner and cry all day

I wish I had the new Alienware PC

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish that The presidential depates would end.

Granted, but since you said 'debates' wrong, you have no idea what the result of your wish was.

I wish Valeview's activity would stay below 80%.

Granted.

I wish Xero didn't know ;)

Granted. But then my knowledge cannon fires prematurely and I hit myself with it, so I learn of it anyway!

I wish I was right handed so that I could use keyboard shortcuts more easily while writing on my tablet.

Granted, but they then release an update changing the shortcuts to the other side ;)

I wish ya'll didn't forget bout mah own Forum Game! ^^

Granted, but then I post in it, resulting in higher activity, resulting in a full no-life bar, resulting in my depression!

I wish I could be happier!

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Originally Posted by Maxi

Since you didn't wish for anything,
You get....... a giant gorilla stuffed animal that sits in the corner of your bedroom at night and his eyes glow red.

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What? I DID make a wish. :confused:

Anyway, Granted, but the rest of the world gets moody and grumpy and whatnot.
I wish for Maxi to edit his post. :devious:

me too :devious: