Time to get this running again.
I wish for more activity here. :cool:
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Time to get this running again.
I wish for more activity here. :cool:
granted, but all the activity is from spam bots
I wish I weren't hungry
Granted, you're now stuffed with food and got extremely fat.
I wish for a Dancing Rock.
granted, it tab dances on your face at 70 mph
I wish these fights (UFC) would hurry and start
Granted, you stand up against them.
I wish for a
dont we all, but its never gunna happen
i wish for a double ______
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I wish for a Tripple Burrito!
Granted, but you pass gas so much you repel everyone you know.
I wish for the power of super speed.
Granted, but you can't control it. While running at the speed of sound one day, you trip, and end up as a smear on the ground.
I wish I had a camera with a high enough exposure to capture said moment in glorious HD.
Granted, you'll get 1000 years after it happened.
I wish for a Taffey's Time Machine.
Granted, it can only travel .00000000000000000000000000001 seconds in time every 10 years
I wish I had an ice cream cone
Granted, here.. *Licks all the ice cream off it* Here ya' go! *Gives it to you* *runs* :p
I wish I had candy. :D
Granted, but it's sewage flavored.
I wish for a rollercoaster that goes around the world, 5 times.
Granted, but after the fifth revolution the track begins to suffer from metal fatigue. The track begins to buckle and fall apart at the seams, collapsing from underneath you. You try to scream as you fall to your doom, but the frigid air clings to your lungs and silences you. You have just enough time for your life to flash before your eyes before coming to an abrupt stop at ground level.
I wish I could find the motivation to get things done.
Granted, now you have nothing to do yet so much motivation left so you go crazy... :boo:
I wish I could spend more time on here.
granted.. but the the site shuts down.
i wish for new art pencils. old ones ruined. why are my class at school STILL so immature?
Granted, but your class at school isn't any more mature, so you soon find your new art pencils ruined as well.
I wish my laptop had infinite battery life, still had its quad-core processor, but also had the graphics capabilities to run Skyrim on max settings.
granted but someone throws a cat at it and it blows up O_O
i wish to escape from this cage :s
granted but it will be even worse outside
i wish everything would stay as it is