Corrupt Wishes

I wish that my blueberries weren't so cold.

Granted, instead they are so old

I wish my foot hadn't fallen asleep

Granted; it had fallen off.

I wish I had a wish to wish.

Granted, but you just wished it.

I wish for an endless ocean of shreddies.

granted that would be awesome!.. um but.. err.... you dont get to go in it for the first 10 mins it was opened... but after that your allowed in.

dang, I wish nerz had wished a wish so that I could corrupt said wish

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Originally Posted by biorogue

dang, I wish nerz had wished a wish so that I could corrupt said wish

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granted. he wishes for wish for a wish for a wish and so on forever.

I wish for a Rainbow balloon.

Aww! It floats into a cactus

I wish I had a new cell phone

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Originally Posted by biorogue

Aww! It floats into a cactus

I wish I had a new cell phone

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granted. but on the side of it, it says, owned by the Grim reaper.
I wish for a pet knight~

Granted, but he call for the entire knight army and they all trample you under their metal boots.

I wish for a box. :P

Granted, but the box is filled with water, and it falls apart.

I wish that the Internet Censorship Bill does not pass.

Granted, but your are censored from saying anything, so when you accidentally fell into a canyon, no one could understand a word you were saying, and you just lay at the bottom of that canyon and went into a coma.(wut)

I wish for a gold mine.

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Originally Posted by ConfusedCartman

It does, but your monitor doesn't support the output.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

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wish granted, but before i read what you wrote someone hacked you and edited your quote to "i wish for someone to not corrupt my wish" so i had to grant the wish but my brother punched me in the face and changed what i wrote then corrupted your wish :)

granted but WHAAA-



i wish for a box also

granted, the box comes to life and eats you

I wish my level was already made

Granted, but it's been made by someone else!

I wish were not blind.

Granted, but your eyeballs catch on white fire.

I wish there was no such thing as deafness.

If I could move, I'd grant your wish, but sadly, I, like everyone else on the planet now, am paralyzed. ;_;
I wish for GLaDOS' intelligence.

Granted, but with it, comes her insanity.

I wish that life could always be happy, and that problems both ethereal and worldly were a thing of the past.

granted but then we couldnt play this forum-game
i wish i was an angel