Corrupt Wishes

granted but NO

i wish for the area in time of which this thread was created to be erased :o

Granted, I get depressive and kill myself. :( Bye Nerz
I wish for Nerz to undo his wish, I don't wanna die. D:

Granted. But you are still depressed.

I wish for fish. :arg:

Granted, but you regret not learning to fish instead when you go hungry after you've eaten your only fish.

I wish pigs could fly.

Granted, but they suddenly twist their wings and pig-pile on you.

I wish I had an army of mind-controlled basilisks.

Granted, they're controlled by you Arch-Enemy, goodbye, InventingKing. :D
I wish for a stick.

Granted, but someone steals your stick and hits you with it !!

I wish a very attractive woman was waiting in my bedroom when I get home !!! lol

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I wish for ponies. :p

Granted. They bite you.^^

I wish to be immortal.

Granted, but the belligerent biting ponies bequeath your benevolence by becoming a bastion of harmony, the bane of your immortality.

I wish to accrue mastery of the English language.

Granted, But you talk LYK DIS!
I wish 4 pancakes.

Granted. They were made over 9000 years ago.

I wish for summer now.

granted, you miss Christmas.

I WISH I CAN PAY MORE ATTENTION TO LBP

Granted, You do H4H!
I wish for a tisue

Granted, you choke on it.

I wish for something that can be wished for.

granted, you wished for a bag of trash

I wish for more apple pie

Granted, but it looks like it grew legs, ran a marathon through a sewer filled with toxic waste made in 560 B.C., (if that is possible), jumped into a riot, and fell out of a plane into a gasoline factory.

I wish for an oxygen molecule.

granted, it's the size of an elephant. You suffocate

I wish a pound of bacon

Granted, you choke on it.

I wish for a-*dies*

Granted. The "a" turns in to "alive" now.

I wish for more pizza.