Corrupt Wishes

Granted. You explode, and lose the ability to explode (or do anything, for that matter, because you've exploded and are now dead).

I wish vectoring didn't take countless painstaking hours to complete.

Granted, but you find yourself doing it in a continuous loop for the rest of your life.

I wish for the universe to be nuked and everything in it.

Granted, you're the only one who dies. :p
I wish I was better at drawing ...

granted, but you can only draw conclusions

I wish I had a big bowl of chili. strike that. I wish all my wishes didn't have something to do with food

Granted, you literally take on the form of anything you eat.

I wish that everything in the universe was uncorruptable.

Granted, but everything becomes hallowed ground. Unicorns and rainbows become indigenous to all corners of the universe. Unicorns are carnivores who prey on the blood of the innocent.

I wish I had Mario Kart 7!

Granted, but all the characters come out of the video game with their karts and run you over until you are as flat as sliced paper. (wut)

I wish I was eaten by a behemoth.

but...but..why? Oh well, your wish is my command. Alakazaam! Granted, but you stay alive the whole time. THE WHOLE TIME. and pass through the beast's digestive track and well, you know what happens then.

I wish I could stretch my arms to the length of 20 feet.

Granted. It hurts.

I wish for a time maschine.

granted, but the way you pronounced it, the genie thought you said "mashing" and you spend all of time being mashed

I wish I knew what was going on

Me too.
I wish I had corrupted Bio's wish. :p

i dont, and what i say, goes. O_O


I wish for a sleek spacecraft, small-ish after-burners with.. hmmm.. yea, yea go with the bistromatics drive. why not. treat myself. OH! and doors that dont talk.

Granted, but it's already on a course to the sun....

I wish I couldn't finish creating a level *reverse Psychology*

Granted.
I wish for DnB.

Granted, but I misheard you and got something called "DnP".

I wish for... a calculator.

granted, you receive a healthy dose of Doing nothing Boritus, a new disease the Genie just made up. With this disease all you can do is sit in one spot and blink and breath, that's it.

I wish I could just look at my tv screen and lbp could read what's in my mind and build my level. cause it'd be awesome if I knew how to build it.

Granted, all you think is 42 ...42 ...42 ... 42 ...
I wish for ... Something.

granted. (Produces a Something that eats your face)

I wish for a Scythe

Granted, it chops your head of.
I wish for a tiger.

Granted, you get Snowflake. (Dead Rising 2 Reference).

I wish for The Last Of Us. :D