Corrupt Wishes

Wut? :p
Anyway, granted but its the worst christmas EVAR! :(
I wish for ... Points. :D

Granted, but they are the points of spikes right where you're about to fall.

I wish that what I said was Bunny Bread.

Granted, its you and you're eaten, I think ...
I wish MOAR wishes.

Granted, but all your extra wishes are ignored. You only get one wish.... thems the rules :p

I wish for something amazingly fantastic to happen to me, with absolutely no negative consequences whatsoever. :D

Granted, you DO realize its reverse day again, do you? :p
I wish for distortion.

Granted! but you become so distorted you cannot think straight.
I ish i had a witty joke for the next wish.

Granted, but someone else beats you to the punch.

I wish someone else beats you to the punch.

you get.. yea thats right a- 3 course meal

i wish for many, many many things

Granted, but they're constantly out of your reach.
I wish for a twix bar.

Granted, but you're in russia, and in russia, the twix eats you.
I wish for nothing.

Granted, but instead of getting nothing, you have nothing.
I wish I had stuff.

Granted, but the stuff is inside of you.

I wish I would explode.

Granted...do I really need to corrupt that?

I wish you'd taught of something better!

Granted, but he hasn't taught you proper English!

I wish spelling errors and typos were non-existent.

mee tu

i wishh fore som cakee

Granted..... but the cake is a lie!!!!!!!!! (Sorry, had to be done :))

I wish that everybody in the world was nice to each other, and there was no mean horrible people.

Granted, all the people explode. (If theres nobody, they can't be mean too each other.)
I wish for three genies.

Granted, they are actually efreets that chase you down all over the world.

I wish that the universe and everything in it (yes, including me) was non-existent.

Granted...but everything instantly comes back, except you.

I wish I had used proper english and grammeer by proofreading my sentance.

Granted, you're dislectic tho.
I wish for an 'X' in every post.